#nb preg

[sapphicbump]

It's happening...

[sweetnspicyart]

[bunnyblissedout]

any good tips/resources out there for dealing with chronic pain during pregnancy? i already deal with a lot of joint pain 😅

[nyansin]

This blue fuck is still treating it like a competition, he WILL later compare the amount of eggs laid

[pickledpet]

obsessed with your writing!! can you do a cryptic pregnancy / inconvenient birth during a marathon?

Aww thank you! 💕💕💕

Imagine that on the morning of the marathon you feel unwell but you figure it's due to nerves. You think you look a little bloated but there isn't much you can do about it.

Everything goes smoothly during the first half although you are annoyed. You're much slower today for some reason. You won't be able to afford any bathroom breaks at this rate so when the time comes you resign yourself to your fate and piss yourself. Deep within your stomach you feel something give that results in one more rush of hot fluid cascading down your thighs.

Not that you realise.

You press on but three quarters of the way through you start to notice people passing you by, some giving you a pitying look.

This isn't right.

You were meant to soar across the finish line way before anyone, with ease. But your pace turned into a leisurely jog and your perfect technique into an awkward too-wide step.

Just then you feel your stomach cramping and you almost stop, it hurts so fucking bad!

Once the finish line is in sight the cramps are constant and you can hardly stay upright. You slow to a bizarre trembling waddle and instead of the winner every is staring at you. Pale, panting unnaturally shallowly and somehow even more drenched in sweat than you should be.

You barely drag yourself through the finish line. Wheezing and clutching your stomach you fall on your hands and knees and feel your body trying to expel something from within itself.

You still don't know what is happening but your body does and it forces you to push, to bear down as hard as you can. You collapse, roll onto your back and instinctively spread your legs, letting out an animalistic grunts as you birth.

Within minutes your baby's head is splitting your lips and grotesquely tenting your tight leggings. Your hand immediately feels your crotch and your heart drops when you realise that the huge warm mass is a baby.

You scream and uselessly buck your hips towards the air while sobbing about needing to give birth right now and how this fucking baby is tearing your cunt wide open.

Finally when the medics get to you, although skeptical at first they cut the leggings open which causes your baby's body to lurch forward within your birth canal and allow the giantic head to come to a full crown.

You shriek and pull your legs back even further and without your leggings in the way anymore your baby comes fast, within 5 pushes the infant shoots out.

No one is looking at the winner now, everyone is staring at you, mouth agape...or rather staring at the massive puddle of birthing fluids between your legs and the 13lbs infant wailing in the medic's arms.

[generoustummy]

Back to hefting my belly around with me.

[an-icky-yucky-blog]

PREG ART!!!

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I had a mighty need for preggy clowns :]]]

I need to draw Capulet more, I think I finally like their design!

[poorks]

Boyfriend asked for a Manu, and I shall share!

RP Manu isn't much different, they're just a pirate.