#nb shitpost

[starlightinhumanform]

when I say I want to be androgynous I don’t mean I want people to be unsure of my gender; I mean I want them to have to give me a second glance and ask “What the fuck is that thing??” or “What swamp did it crawl out of?!” 

[starlightinhumanform]

I’m not a boy or a girl. I’m 3 gnomes stacked in a trench coat. 

[nbapprentice]

in a world of predatory microtransactions and AAA demons, we stan One Man

By the way, I currently plan to release all of the chapters at once after we complete them. I'm not sure how long that will take. You'll buy all of the chapters at once as one purchase. That'll be the only option. I'm not doing pre-orders because I don't like those. It just seems like the best way not to burn anybody.

[nbapprentice]

i was given the most useful diagram ive seen in my life

[nbapprentice]

i should make a “bullshit people have made up about me” bingo. so far i have

started this whole thing because the devs debunked a headcanon of mine

made this blog solely to burn the devs

am just a mean hater who wants the devs to suffer

i’ll have you know, making dana and elle suffer is just a bonus

[nbapprentice]

honey yr checking my blog rn i dont think yr argument holds even a drop of water in my lil emoji 🍸

[nbapprentice]

> vargatheapprentice: Oof listen I NEVER reblog these types of posts but I trust winsbuck and actually went and checked them out and YIKES dude, it’s not pretty.

>checks their blog

>whitewashed asra on the first page

[nbapprentice]

on the update

lucio’s mom can get it

i already hated everyone who wanted to fuck vlastomil but i know they’re gonna want to fuck tentacle vlastomil and i cannot stress how not valid these wormfuckers are

dana rune has literally never seen a human being emote in her life and it already showed w julian’s new laugh sprite but holy shit

what the fuck is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!