My thoughts are scary good sometimes...
So now I'm trying to think about what the selling point of Necrolock/Johnbo getting it on would be, and I do believe I found the answer(s):
1) Necrolock would be able to fuck Johnbo to death and then revive him. Over and over and over again.
2) Necrolock would be able to tie their immortal souls to each other so that every time they get reborn, they find each other again.
3) Necromancy is a branch of the magical arts that scares the other wizards and everyone else, but Necrolock uses it like magical forensics.
4) Johnbo could find himself a guest of Necrolock's during his journey home from the Lonely Mountain.









