This isn’t a request this is just me sharing an idea. Human AU where Switzerland is a couples/sex therapist, and NedGer walks in one day and they came in cuz their bedroom time just doesn’t have the spice it use to. After a few sessions, all 3 come to the conclusion that the solution is a third partner. And Netherlands and Germany think that Switzerland is their perfect partner because they got to know him on some level. And Switzerland is like “The hell?! I will lose my license if I do this!”/1
But after some more talking they manage to convince him to do it just once. And then due to the fact the NedGer has some very hard core and kinky Switzerland learns he had quite a few kinks that he never knew he had. Those mostly be anything that has to do with losing all control and the ability to see and speak. The Switzerland immediately changes his mind and decides to become their 3rd sex partner. And because he technically solved their problem, NedGer stops going to him as a therapist./2
Now this doesn’t make their first sexual encounter any less illegal, but Switzerland isn’t breaking the law any more, yay! So some time passes and Switzerland realize that he is devolving romantic feeling for both Germany and Netherlands, because they were sincerely bonding and doing stuff like getting dinner together when they weren’t doing X rated stuff. Switzerland eventually confesses, and as it turns out both Netherlands and Germany returns his feelings. Yay! I don’t even ship NedGer/3
I just wanted an excuse to put GerSwiss, and NedSwiss in the same AU because I actually ship those ships. /4
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I love the idea of Switzerland as a couples/sex therapist, you already had me at that. :D He would be so pragmatic and solution oriented that he's completely taken aback when NedGer suggest or imply that they want HIM of all people as their threesome partner. And hen he cathes feelings! Awww Switzerland of all people having to confess his feelings I'd love to see that. He's probably super flustered and fighting for his life to find the right words even tho he know Germany and Netherlands inside out at this point <3