#needlessly ominous

[ghoulsjournal]

Oh you're going ghost hunting?

What's wrong with the one you have?

[mechandra]

nah bra

[emma-d-klutz]

https://uquiz.com/5N87j7 

Red or Blue? (satire)

[randomranttopics]

guide to properly let your skeleton hatch

avoid contact with grey flowers, most skeletons don’t like them.

spend time with moss and mushrooms, decay will coax the skeleton out of its shell

sleep with the windows open; your skeleton can sense the night, but only when it is with you

make sure to get at least an hour of moonlight per night; this will keep your skeleton from succumbing to the malicious influence of the dark

when you feel a restlessness in the depths of your soul upon nightfall know that your skeleton is hatching

don’t try to run from it, you won’t like what happens

at this point, you have 71 minutes to find a nest to keep your body. dead leaves and mushrooms are best, and avoid the circles of ash. we don’t know who put them there, but those who get too close to the truth come back different

when you wake up, you will feel the actions of your skeleton in your bones and down to your soul. don’t pay attention to them, you won’t like where they take you

[ghoulsjournal]

i am tired and home is far from here...

[ghoulsjournal]

someone offered me a firstborn again...

I do not want your offspring! They have too many teeth and not enough eyes! What am I supposed to do with all those extra limbs? Why did it come with so many? Why does it ooze everywhere? What is the guttaral language it's been intoning the past seven hours? Why did it suddenly stop? It's too quiet now! I do not want it!