#nefarious deeds

[inspector-scary]

SOUNDS OF THE ANIMAL

[nefarious-exclam]

BOMB WITH COMICALLY LONG FUSE GO

ooh ah ah oh ah ah no no ah um uh uh NYEH-

[Wayward Spell:] A Bomb with a Comically Large Fuse has appeared in front of you. [Timed Event: 30 seconds.]

[inspector-scary]

"YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP THE REIGN OF INSPECTOR SCARY PUNY HUMAN"

— Inspector Scary, 2025

[inspector-scary]

THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW AND MANY THINGS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

INSPECTOR SCARY IS THE ENLIGHTENED KNIGHT OF IMPENDING JUSTICE

[inspector-scary]

I AM INSPECTOR SCARY

[inspector-scary]

wait

I WAIT FOR NO ONE

[inspector-scary]

I'm so scared t8h 😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱

ALLOW ME TO........

SCARE YOU OIT OF YOUR SEAT

[inspector-scary]

NOTHING TO DISCLOSE BUT THE BLOOD TO COME

NOTHING BUT BLOOD SEEPS FROM MY PORES