Negan Imagine ~ Pumpkin Carving
A small fic for the spookiest day of the year. Happy Halloween! 🎃
Your arm was elbow deep within the big pumpkin that stood in front of you on the kitchen table, as you scooped its pulp and seeds out while small, strained groans fell from your lips. “You’re really goin’ all in, huh?”, you heard Negan’s voice say from the other side of the table, tease swinging through it as you took a big scoop of seeds and dropped it down into the bowl beside it before glimpsing over at him. “Well, go big or go home”, you grinned over at him, watching as he shot you smirk before he moved his knife back down to the front of his pumpkin, “And it looks like I gotta catch up, you’re already carving.” “Damn right I am, you’re gonna like this one”, Negan said as he shot you another wicked grin, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively as your eyes widened and your mouth dropped open. “You aren’t carving a dick in there, are you?”, you asked as a laugh rumbled through Negan’s chest and the grin on his lips widened while you stared at the pumpkin in front of him that was supposed to end up on the porch next to yours later. ”Negan, I swear to God-....I specifically bought the small ones to fuck around with for the backyard”, you said, still met with a very amused look on Negan’s face as you gestured towards the three small orange pumpkins in the middle of the table,”Those can have as many dicks on them as you want but-...Negan, we can’t put a fucking dick pumpkin in front of our house.” “Now who said that? I don’t think there are rules for that”, Negan teased further as you dropped your spoon and made your way around the table, trying to get a look at what he’d been carving as a snicker fell from his lips the moment your glance fell over the start of a mean grimace that was already carved into his pumpkin. “You fucker”, you called out with a laugh, playfully shoving his shoulder the second you realized that he’d been screwing with you while a snort fell from Negan’s lips. “Was just a bit too fun to see that cute shocked look on your face. Sorry baby”, Negan teased with another wink, dropping his knife to reach out to you and pull you against his chest. “Oh you’re not sorry”, you chuckled with a grin, a laugh falling from your lips as Negan tightened his arms around you and leaned in to pepper kisses over the side of your face before he leaned back to shoot you a joyful, yet mischievous smile. “Mhmm”, Negan mumbled, leaning in to press a soft kiss over your lips, humming into you before he leaned back, nodded over at the pumpkins and just then, his signature grin mixed into the smile on his lips, “Now let’s get back to those fuckers, can’t wait to get to the small guys!”
