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Hi, can i have a Christmas letter from Negan? My name's Hope. It would mean the world to me, thanks. 😀 Happy Holidays!

My sweet Hope,

I’m sorry about yesterday, you caught me at a shitty time. I didn’t mean to get angry at you, that’s all on me doll, it’s nothing you did. It’s just Christmas, I…I haven’t celebrated since before the shit hit the fucking fan. And well, I had no reason to. So when you suggested we try to decorate, maybe get a tree, it just upset me. I know I was wrong.

Before you, I had no reason to celebrate anything, Jesus, surviving another day was a cause to celebrate, nothing else. Happiness quickly became a foreign concept to me. And I guess it’s kinda hard to teach an old fucking dog like myself new tricks.

But teach me you have, and that is why when you wake up we are going out to get that goddamn tree. We are going to scour this fucking damn Sanctuary to find the most colorful, gaudy trinkets to decorate. I’ve already got the kitchen staff cooking up a fucking storm. My girl is gonna have Christmas.

And when the weather starts to warm up again, I’m taking you to the mountains and beach. Anywhere you want to go, love, the sky, and the fucking apocalypse, is the limit. I want to spend time with just you, show you just how much you mean to me.

It’s you and me forever my little firecracker. Godammit, you’ve got me whipped, but I’d have it no other way. 😜

Forever yours,

Negan

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Can I request a Christmas letter from Negan where they've welcomed a new baby girl my pronouns are she/and her

Doll,

I’m sitting here wondering if a man can die from too much. Too much beauty, too much happiness, too much love, ‘cuz goddamn it darling, you are killing me.

I never thought I would find this, find what we have. Especially now. I think none of us would be guilty of positive thinking, that the end of the rainbow, that fucking pot of gold, could be found after the end of the earth as we knew it. Death, despair, ugliness, loneliness that’s all there is, all we would find.

But this old bastard struck it rich, not only finding the most beautiful, intelligent, feistiest woman out there. A woman who would believe in me when I didn’t believe in myself, who would keep me grounded, love me when I couldn’t love. Who would make me whole again.

And now this, how could anything top you & me? Well, you did it sweetheart, you fucking did it. You gave me our precious daughter, she is perfect, so much like her mother. Tiny perfection wrapped in pink.

If anyone could see me right now, they’d think I’m a fucking creep, sittin’ here watching you both sleep. But how could I not? If I close my eyes you both might disappear. I can’t fucking take that chance sweetheart. So I’ll keep on staring at you two. No piece of art could ever compare.

So Merry Christmas my loves, I can’t give you much, but what I can do is make you feel safe, loved and adored.

My love and devotion always

Negan

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Igor,

What a year this has been, a fucking whirlwind of fucking amazing proportions. Ups, downs, in betweens, but damn if I wouldn’t trade a thing. Except for possibly having more time alone with you my love.

You’ve turned everything around, blowing into my life like a fucking whirlwind, knocking me for a loop. You were everything I believed I didn’t want or need, quickly becoming exactly what I wanted, needed even. You fucking saved me.

There’s nothing I could give you that would show how much you mean to me, I won’t even attempt it. I hope the things I do do every day can show you.

I got you something, somethings, on that last run I was fucking forced to go on, incompetent bozos. It ain’t much but I think you’ll appreciate them. It’s Christmas, and well, it’s been a hot fucking minute since I had someone to give too. Okay, let’s be honest here, it’s been fucking ages since I had someone I wanted to give to. And you, my love, are definitely that someone.

I wanna do all that freakin’ Christmas shit with you, decorating, trimming the tree, drinking hot cocoa, making out under the fucking mistletoe. Whatever else that might tickle your fancy, I might even give you a few suggestions. 😜

I love you Igor Vinicius, and fuck if I am not damn happy that you dropped into my literal lap.

Forever, Negan

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Christmas letter from Negan please? 💘 you can surprise me, just something fluffy or supportive in this hard ass time :-) my pronouns are she/her

Thank you for your request! 😘❤️

Janine, my love,

Sitting here watching the snow fall and waiting for you to wake. I know you asked me to get you up when I did, but fuck doll, you look so fucking peaceful and peace is such a foreign concept these days, I just couldn’t. I know you’ve been so fucking stressed I just needed to let you be.

I wish I could take all your stress away, I fucking do, we both know that is not possible. But I do know I can try to make it better, if even for a few fucking moments. It’s what you have done for me, every single day that you have been in my life.

So when you wake I’m taking you up on the roof. Yes, it’s cold, yes, it’s snowing, and yes you’ll fucking complain. But we’ll be all alone and it’s so clean and fucking fresh, no smell of death, and fuck, doll, it’s Christmas!

I’ve sent Simon down to the kitchen for some hot chocolate and some of those cookies the daycare kids baked (better not be any fuckin’ snot rockets in ‘em, fucking kids 🙄) he’s bringin’ them up to the roof when I radio him. If that cocoa doesn’t keep ya warm, you know I fucking will! 😜

I love you sweetheart, with all of my fucked up shriveled heart. I owe you, for everything you have brought to my life. I can never repay you. But what I can do is let you know every single day how special you are, just how beautiful you are. And how much I cherish you.

You’ve got me for life, doll.

My love always, Negan

[crzcorgi]

Hi!! can i have a letter from negan please?? my pronouns are they/them. I don't know what i necessarily want, but just fluffy?? idk i love this mannnnn

Hope you like this! 🥰❤️

Sweetheart,

I’m sending this back with Dwighty Boy, sorry I’m not there with you, but this job has become a fuckity fucking clusterfuck that I can’t leave unattended. Or at least I can’t leave it with the group of overgrown useless fucking babies that I call my fucking Saviors. I’m pissed. I shouldn’t be here. I should fucking be at home with my love. But nooooo, because I have a bunch of fucking incompetent monkeys running the show I’m stuck doing shit myself.

But I’m here to promise you that I WILL be back by Christmas Eve, I know how much you want that. I want it too. I know Christmas doesn’t mean as much anymore, but from what I remember once upon a time it was more about being with the ones we love. And that’s you, my love, and only you.

I fucking swore to myself that I wouldn’t care for another fucking living thing, after, well, you know. I turned off all of my emotions, my feelings, yeah, life is much better when you don’t give a flying fuck. When someone gets bit, loses a limb, a head, who cares?! It was supposed to be just me looking out for number fucking one.

Until you came along, and look at me? Decorating the fucking Sanctuary like Santa’s fucking village. Wrapping gifts with you. Hoping you’ll like what I found for you. Jesus, baby, you reeled me in, hook, line and fuckity fucking sinker. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.

You and I are forever, baby.

Always, your Negan

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I'm so happy you are back! Missed your stuff so much! I would like to make a Negan request. My name is Star. I'm a she/her and If you could just make a traditional Christmas. With like decorating a tree or something because I've never got to do one. If you can't do it I completely understand. If it's between me or finishing someone else's please do the other persons. I hope you are feeling better and I wish you the best holiday wishes ☺️

Thank you so much for the kind words and for this sweet request, I hope I did it justice!

My darlin’ Star,

Not sure why I’m writing all this shit down, maybe because I want to always remember this, maybe ‘cause I can’t fucking believe I went through this. Or maybe it’s because I need you to know how much it fucking meant to me.

I know I’m not an overtly loving guy, i hear what everyone says when they think I ain’t fucking listening. I know. But I hope I’m showing you another side, I try baby, every fucking minute of every fucking day, to show you how much you mean to me,  how much I want you, need you. You are my life.

When you came to me with your Christmas wishlist as you called it, I laughed. Fuck doll, a fucking Christmas list? A Christmas tree? It’s the fucking end of the world and you want a Christmas tree?!  And that’s what my girl got. A fucking tree and all the crazy ass tinsel, garland and gaudy baubles that decorate it.

I loved watching you, smiling, laughing. Fucking makes me smile, something neither of us do much of anymore. I miss it, I miss everything from before. But you, love, you make it easier to forget a time before we fought the dead to stay alive.

So I’ve decided we are gonna celebrate every fuckity fucking holiday from here on out, Halloween, Valentines, Easter, Yankee Doodle Fucking Fourth, Fat Joey’s Birthday. Every fucking one. Figure if one makes you smile maybe they all will. Because that, is what you deserve, baby doll.

Now let’s go christen that tree the Negan way!

My love, always

Negan

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[crzcorgi]

Hi!

I know it’s been a loooong time since I posted here and it honestly was very much needed. I was burnt out and wasn’t planning on coming back. For those of you that liked my content, I truly apologize for leaving.

I’d love to open my asks for the next month for some specific requests. Basically I’m going to be writing Holiday letters from Negan (if you would prefer a different Jeff character, send it in, I may be able to write it. No Jeff himself requests please)

Just send me an ask with the following info:

~Your preferred pronouns (if none is included I default to using “she/her”)

~ Name (if you want it included)

~ Any other things you might want included.

These will be written in the order I receive them and they will be in letter form, so please no long elaborate requests, not sure I have it in me.

Thank you and I hope you all are doing well, I look forward to hearing from you! ❤️

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Awww, how sweet! 🥺🥰❤️

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Happy Mother’s Day Sweetheart

Negan x Female Reader

Just a little something that came to me.

A bit of angst (hint at loss of child) and fluff

y/n = your name, y/e/c = your eye color

1000 words

I wasn’t sure it was a good idea, but I needed to do something. It wasn’t much, but with the times, and so few fucking resources, I’ll take what I can fucking get. I only hoped she wouldn’t hand me my fucking nuts on a platter. 

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[crzcorgi]

Just something I wrote a Mother’s Day or two ago.

Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate it. And much love to those who don’t for whatever reasons.

💐🌷🌼

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Jeff on Conan 💗

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Jeff on The Late Late Show with James Corden

With a cameo by Jeff’s bacon pillow! 🥓❤️

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Live with Kelly & Ryan

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I love it when she shares. 😍❤️