In an alternate universe Ichirou starts calling Neil for his 'weekly investment check-up' even tho he probably already knows what he's been up to (does he even call Jean or Kevin? no. Why? favouritism obviously) and, inevitably, he gets the Betsy treatment as Neil proceeds to give him a lecture on exy for 40 minutes, completely uninterrupted, half hoping to just annoy Ichirou but also half hoping that he won't call again....
Ichirou does in fact call him again the week after












