#nellsyappingagain

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oh to be laying in bed with a femme half asleep while she traces random patterns on my back and we yap and yap and yap and fall asleep together

take care of your butch guys

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the long-awaited WHALE SHARK CAKE!!!

Shoutout my dad it was SO delicious and also looked fantastic

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did yall know great hammerhead sharks can hunt their prey, usually rays, small sharks, bony fish, and squid by picking up faint electrical signals in the sand with electroreception? they use their heads kind of like metal detectors and swing it back and forth as the swim, and their heads have special sensors called ampullae of Lorenzini which actually pick up the electrical signals from the muscles of their prey moving!

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Free will and acrylic paint will get you farther than I’d expected

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Breaking news!

local Butch tries on tight-fitting t shirt found in back of closet, immediately starts flexing in it and is pleasantly surprised by gym progress! First-hand accounts state this photo was taken while the subject was supposed to be doing biology homework, instead decided to re-arrange t shirt drawer. However, in this ever-declining mess of a world, we could all use some mediocre butch biceps in notably unflattering lighting. Stay tuned for more!

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this stick and poke shit was EASY bro what that was lowkey fun

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GUYS GUYS GUYS I FOUND PLATFORM DOCS AT THE THRIFT IN MY EXACT SIZE OMG OMG OMG U HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING THESE BRO AHHHHH IM SO FUCKIN HYPEDDDDD OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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cutting your own hair truly is free therapy