#nemesis...

[bullmilf]

It's important that if there's a girl who's suuuuuper insistent she's not a pervert, you bend her over the nearest surface and spank her until she admits she's been taking sneaky photos of your horns

[chrishansenfromdatelinenbc]

Shadow of mordor just booted finally like I've been holding this nut in apparently since October 2017 so I'm. Scream

[bullmilf]

Heroes are actually a kind of rogue little girl you can just take. And have. And keep in your castle. Nobody even says anything and so long as you duel her from time to time and keep her stocked with hero juice and hero kibble she literally doesn't even mind

[bullmilf]

Look, I've conjured more hero kibble okay? Please stop harassing the maids and gnawing my ankle and such. Or do you want me to spread this magical recording of the hero growling at innocent workers to the peasantry?

[bullmilf]

Hello! I'm a big funny cow who loves daughters a normal amount for a mom. I'm TMA and fat and my horns are majestic. I'm a writer. I'm part of a system but currently the most prominent member of it. My name is Mama Sybil, and while you can call me Mama, Sybil, or Mama Sybil, if you just call me Mama I am gonna assume you want to be my daughter.

[bullmilf]

(staring into your eyes while eating a burger) y'know the big secret is i don't even like beef very much i just do this for the love of the game

This hero is fucked up... doesn't even like beef... but I'm delicious!!!! You have to love eating me!

[bullmilf]

wanders around your castle and eats unguarded food and snacks off tables and growls at your maids

See this is why I put up barriers. If you're going to wander around my lands and steal my food at least be nice to the maids!! Heroes these days are so unhinged