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Followers of Meow

"They worship the very first Petpet who entered the world."

Yeah so in case you haven't realized, there's a cult on Neopets,

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I bought a Chia plushie for my Neopets to play with. I played with my Xweetok, then Korbat, then Ogrin, and then finally my Lupe. He ripped the plushie to pieces! Why? ~arklight

Typically, Lupes and Chias don't get along very well. One of the reasons for this may be because of the fact that Lupes like to eat Chias. We can understand how this could put a damper on the relationship between the two species. Generally if you give a Lupe a Chia related toy, it's going to rip it up and semi-devour it. That's just one of the sad facts of Neopia.

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Blumaroo Steak

"What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?"

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Apple Bobbing Bart's Hat

"As you gaze into the water, about to bob your head in for a chance at appley-goodness, you notice a reflection in the water. It's Bart's hat. You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. Feeling ill at ease, you decide to skip bobbing for apples and head straight home. You don't sleep well."

A mysterious life form? A magical hat? Why does your Neopet get disturbed by Bart's fine fedora? The world may never know.

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Unimplemented Kreludor Meteorite outcomes

Did you know? Images of the Kreludor meteorite suggest that five more outcomes, aside from the one that cracks and gives you items (top left). According to the image's names, the meteorite was supposed to emit hot gases, spew lava, cause minor burns, contain an unknown disease, or release a tentacled monster. Ouch!

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"At least she didn't have to buy a costume this Hallowe'en."

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Loveberry

"The Loveberry pulsates and twitches just like a real heart."

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Eliv Thade

Rearranging Eliv Thade’s name gets two possibilities- Evil Death, or, the more unpleasant, Live Hated.