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a blog showcasing the creeps of a website called neopets all content belongs to neopets and jumpstart unless stated otherwise if a trigger needs tagging, please let me know c:

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The Jelly Chia

The story of the Jelly Chia features a confectioner. One named Wizzle. Wizzle wanted to create an 'edible friend', a Jelly Chia. Her cared for it, and loved it, but one day got hungry... and decided to eat it. Keep in mind that the Jelly Chia was a sentient being, and Wizzle had treated him as a friend. Anyway, the Chia instead decided to attack Wizzle, and proceed to eat him and dissolve him alive.

"If you look carefully at that old, disused chocolate factory on the hill, you may still be able to see this lonely Chia bouncing around, and you may still hear Wizzle's screams. Don't go inside however... whatever you do..."

[tombol-r]

did you see today's flash on the advent calendar? they're not even hiding the fact of neocannibalism anymore.

they’re not just not hiding it, they’re embracing it and it’s the best

[regrettableneopets]

LET’S BE FRIENDS.

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Followers of Meow

"They worship the very first Petpet who entered the world."

Yeah so in case you haven't realized, there's a cult on Neopets,

[luvedragon]

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I bought a Chia plushie for my Neopets to play with. I played with my Xweetok, then Korbat, then Ogrin, and then finally my Lupe. He ripped the plushie to pieces! Why? ~arklight

Typically, Lupes and Chias don't get along very well. One of the reasons for this may be because of the fact that Lupes like to eat Chias. We can understand how this could put a damper on the relationship between the two species. Generally if you give a Lupe a Chia related toy, it's going to rip it up and semi-devour it. That's just one of the sad facts of Neopia.

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Blumaroo Steak

"What goes bounce...bounce...whirr... splat?"

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Apple Bobbing Bart's Hat

"As you gaze into the water, about to bob your head in for a chance at appley-goodness, you notice a reflection in the water. It's Bart's hat. You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. Feeling ill at ease, you decide to skip bobbing for apples and head straight home. You don't sleep well."

A mysterious life form? A magical hat? Why does your Neopet get disturbed by Bart's fine fedora? The world may never know.

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...Lets only feed our pets organic food from now on

All of these items (plus sixty others) are all labeled as ‘organic’ and have ‘organic’ in their name. Because organic foods have a special label, everything else must be non-organic. Pesticides must be used on the fruits and vegetables of Neopia… pesticides that kill pests, Neopet species like Buzzes, Rukis, Nimmos, ect.

[ivebeenonneopetsfortoolong-deac]

…what about the foods that are literal body parts of pets…

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hmm. well, this is dark but. its like a frog eating a frog vs eating something that would instantly make the frog die, i suppose.

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Unimplemented Kreludor Meteorite outcomes

Did you know? Images of the Kreludor meteorite suggest that five more outcomes, aside from the one that cracks and gives you items (top left). According to the image's names, the meteorite was supposed to emit hot gases, spew lava, cause minor burns, contain an unknown disease, or release a tentacled monster. Ouch!

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the two draiks named atrocita and inflicts are supreme nightmare fuel...

atrocita 

inflicts (be sure to read petpage!)

i just decided to check them out and atrocita is sUPER SPOOKY the music that plays just makes the atmosphere a lot creepier as well

i haven’t read inflicts’ yet but im sure that it’s probably really sad or scary. some of the owner’s other pets also give off the ‘creepy creepy nightmare fuel’ vibe, the customizations and stories are really well done woah

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well... there's nothing left in the queue.

time to go hunting in the neopedia. (or, submissions *nod nod wink wink*) 

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"At least she didn't have to buy a costume this Hallowe'en."

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Loveberry

"The Loveberry pulsates and twitches just like a real heart."

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...Lets only feed our pets organic food from now on

All of these items (plus sixty others) are all labeled as 'organic' and have 'organic' in their name. Because organic foods have a special label, everything else must be non-organic. Pesticides must be used on the fruits and vegetables of Neopia... pesticides that kill pests, Neopet species like Buzzes, Rukis, Nimmos, ect.

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Eliv Thade

Rearranging Eliv Thade’s name gets two possibilities- Evil Death, or, the more unpleasant, Live Hated.

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Ixi Skull

"This spooky skull with glowing eyes will add a bit of atmosphere to any room."