For @rocketpxl Neptune’s Bachelorette
Malia Beach, Young Adult, Female, Lilted Voice
Aspires to be a Master Mixologist
Is Clumsy, a Dance Machine, and a Loner
!!!! I had a lot of fun?? making this sim and the desert vibes called to me so the final product turned out to be this. I really don’t think it’ll be picked, solely because Neptune is a cutie-patootie with rainbows and glitter and Malia is just...
Nonetheless, I love her to death and I am so happy I decided to make a sim for this.
Dancing in the front yard at three am
Cacti, metal robots and naked cats
tells “you had to be there” stories
cannot tell when to make a joke and when not to
parents told her to follow her heart so she moved to Oasis Springs and became a Mechanic
posts deep fried cars 2 memes with no context on her politics simstagram
Seems like she’s really sensitive but actually isn’t
thinks thor is a lesbian icon
outspoken but only on really niche subjects
is a hipster but denies it
has a sister who hates her so she pretends shes adopted
has no memory of the 2012 apocalypse but 100% believes it happened
definitely has had car sex but when asked only talks about that one “my strange addictions” episode instead
great at steering conversations in directions she wants them to go but cant tell when someone’s trying to change the subject
once cosplayed as a grim reaper and cleopatra love child for halloween
thinks strangetown is lame even though her family is from there
If I get picked I’ll edit this with cc and dl link :)