FIGHT ME! // sentence starters!
a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!
“ If you’re going to shoot, do it. ” “ No one is ever going to tell you which hand they’re going to punch you with. ” “ Rule 1 of fighting, kick them in the balls. If they don’t have balls, RUN. ” “ Oh god, please no, don’t hurt me, please! ” “ How many time do I have to keep putting you down, till you stay down? I’m getting tired of this dance. ” “ I think you broke my rib! ” “ Fuck me, you punch like a baby! I’ll let you have a free shot. ” “ Or what? You’re going to stab me? ” “ You don’t have the guts to kick me, let alone shoot me. ” “ Kicking a person when they’re down, means they’re twice as unlikely to get back up. ” “ Punching someone in the face ins’t a very nice way of saying hello. ” “ Let me introduce you: my boot, you’re teeth. ” “ What kind of person would I be if I didn’t beat you to a pulp? ” “ They’re not even worth spitting on--- leave them alone. ” “ Be kind and call him an ambulance, he’s going to need it. ” “ Next time, you little bitch, be careful who you try and step on, the next woman might not be as forgiving as she is. ” “ My husbands going to kill me, I got blood stains on my new shirt. ” “ You how you said to ‘make up’ with him? Well he made up with my fist. ” “ You better bounce before the cops arrive. ” “ Say that again. Go on, nothing will happen to you, honest. ” “ Swear on my Grandma’s grave that you will not get away with this. ” “ A broken nose isn’t gonna stop me from beating you ‘til Sunday. ” “ Take that chip off your shoulder unless you wanna go a few rounds with my fists. ” “ Swinging wildly is how you end up like this: face down in a puddle, eating shit, with my foot on your neck. ” “ Step up then, I’ll teach you some proper manners, you little shit. ”