#nerdinquestion

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Me: Check it out, I'm a Disney princess

Neil: Wait, when did Disney stop being homophobic

Me: BURN

[windicuffs]

Neil, fuck, I know you're not gonna see this, and you said not to talk to you through steam, and I know you're busy, but I need your help, I can't calm down.

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i guess it takes an experience as awful as i put us through to realize how much we needed each other.

Neil is my best guy friend, and i love him so much, i dont know what i would do without him. He takes time out of whatever he's doing to help me (Except last night cause HE'S DICK AND WONT TELL ME WTF IS GOING ON) and i'm so grateful for that. Our friendship is so close that we constantly make fun of each other, fuck with each other, screw each other over and flirt with each other, knowing full well it means nothing. The entirety of our school thinks we've been dating for about two years now, and i think that having this kind of relationship is the best think i could ever hope for.

I love you, you dick faced cock master. You can go drown in a lake.

You suck. Fucking tell me what's going on, it's driving me crazy. but that was the point. AAAAASSSS HOOOOLLLEEEE!! IF CONRAD'S THERE TOMORROW, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING TELL ME.