#nerdpuns

[hec-chan]

I give you: The RATT-ATAT. #lunatyxart #lunatyxdoodles #art #drawing #traditionalart #sketch #colour #rattatat #rattata #ratatat #atat #starwars #pokemon #doodle #ink #nerdlife #nerdpuns https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca3dloNsJV8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[punchatantra]

Si? C.

[papakennmedia]

Continuing the most effective use of a white board in a workplace environment. #puns #wordplay #nerdpuns #programmerpuns #badpuns #badjokes #programming (at Henderson, Minnesota) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4fpAgfBnR2/?igshid=1cni7scst883

[papakennmedia]

I'm hilarious. Don't @ me 😝 #puns #wordplay #nerdpuns #programmerpuns #badpuns #badjokes #programming https://www.instagram.com/p/B4AHvImh8an/?igshid=1scwvl62d0khq

[papakennmedia]

We got a new whiteboard in the IT area here at work. I'm clearly using it for only important work related purposes. #puns #wordplay #nerdpuns #programmerpuns #badpuns #badjokes #programming https://www.instagram.com/p/B37TSg7hElX/?igshid=6itg19v8tjno

[kathleenbaer]

Nietzscheesin our way through the last few days of the honors program but wishing I could Cra(w)ford to stay here forever. Are you MacIntyred of this post yet? #nerdpuns #ThatWasForYouJosh (📸: @juliadags of course) (at Loyola University Maryland)

[mclastname-blog]

This rocks so hard, it's kryptonite. #Superman #Vinyl @mondotees #AintEvenMad #NerdPuns

[mydogisgross]

I gotta take a crêpe

Girl (walking in the door): UGH!

Me (Following behind): Oh stop. 

Dog: What's up?

Girl: We went out to dinner with my friends. 

Dog: And?

Girl: My friend Marcia was talking about her favorite breakfast restaurant, Crêpe Heaven. She was saying she likes to go there because it’s the only place in town that has Turkish coffee.

Dog (Rolling an eyeball at me): What did you say?

Me: Who, me?

pause. 

Me: All I said was if I drank Turkish coffee I’d be in Crêpe Heaven. 

Girl: YOU ARE IN A TIME OUT SIR! GO TO YOUR ROOM!