I'm guessing you're not a fan of the new Batman movie. May I ask why? I'm not judging, I'm just curious.
With The Batman we’re getting yet another Batman remake. Batman is like DC’s Spider-Man - they make a new one every 4 years. I’m a huge Batman fan and even I am getting so overfed with and tired of him! Or rather of that misinterpreted version of him. By now, Batman’s just a copy of a copy of a misinterpretation.
Nolan’s version was boring and not the comic book character. Then we got Snyder’s which was dumb and not the comic book character. Now we’re getting brutal killing machine Batfleck one more time - in a Flash movie none the less which will already feature Keaton as an old Batman in a similar way the bad DC tv shows ALREADY DID IT by introducing Iain Glen AND (finally) Kevin Conroy as old Bruce Waynes - while Pattinson is about to be released.
So around the same time, we’ll get 3 Batmans who will all brood and look tortured. Groundbreaking.
So far, Pattison’s version looks exactly like the last 6 movies (Nolan’s shitlogy, BvS, SS, JL) in my eyes. It’s the same edgy angsty pseudo realistic shit we’ve been chewing on for almost two decades: The rinse-wash-repeat story will take place in a modern New York City-city, Bruce will be suffering and moping over his dead parents, some Rogues he’s never encountered before will show up, he’ll fight them with excessive brutality, we’ll get a Batmobile and a Batwing inbetween, maybe they’ll sprinkle in hints or cameos of SurferDude Man, fast running Spider-Man or Model Woman to establish that the movie is part of a bigger shitty universe, and at the end, Bruce will still be mopey and never have smiled once. The End.
Maybe it’ll be different - I hope it will be, PLEASE prove me wrong!!! - but this is how I feel right now.
It’s all the same with a different cast; no style, no soul, no fun, only gray, serious rEaLiSm, and I’m sick of it.