Today I am challenging myself to write ALL of the one shots in my plot bunny folder. ALL OF THEM. I cleared all of my art requests (except for the one I got yesterday. I will get to it eventually, I promise.) and finished coloring all of my selected manga caps just for this moment. I am trying to clear everything so that I can focus on my multichapter stories. This is my last big push. It’s happening, DAMMIT. So, here are the one shots you can expect from me today and possibly tomorrow:
Prompts from @nerds-are-cool
- You give me a different fake name every time you come into Starbucks and I just want to know your real name because you’re cute, but here I am scrawling “Batman” onto your stupid cappuccino. -Nalu
-You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why. -Gruvia
-You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I am tracking you the fuck down. Gajevy
-I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too excited about something. -Stingue
-”My shower’s not working and I have a date tonight. Could I possibly use yours?” Oh, sure (Neighbor that I have been crushing on for 6 months.) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (Fuck, fuck, fuck)” -Gruvia
-Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you, but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING. -Nalu
-I told my sister I have a boyfriend so that she would stop trying to set me up, but now she is coming to visit and I need a fake boyfriend ASAP. -Bixanna
-The first words your true love will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like “I’ll pay you a tenner if you punch me in the face” or “Quick what’s your favorite animal?” or “Fucking shit holy hell fuck wow oh my god jesus h christ fuck me” etc.. or even worse, a really ridiculous song lyric like the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or something. Did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me, asshole? -Big 4
-Our best friends are that awful “Cute” couple that makeout in public and call eachother “Sweetie” and “Sugar” and “Babe” and god they’re awful. Let’s talk about how awful they are- develops into “Shit. We’re the awful couple now.” -Stinerva
I’m a firefighter and I keep getting called out to save your cat. You should do something about that. Are you doing this on purpose?- Nalu
Inspired by Warm Bodies and the song ‘If I Were a Zombie’ by Stephanie Mabey. It was supposed to be a multi chapter, but I have too many at the moment, so I reduced it to a one shot.
-The world has gone to shit and is crawling with the dead. I’m alone and just trying to survive. I almost split your skull, but you’re not like the others. I’m keeping you. -Gruvia
I am going to be super busy today.
^^^That is my soul sobbing in the corner.