#nerdtrick

[soulpunkguy]

when all the girls rejected you so you lowkirkenuinly go to prom with your homeboy but he starts acting a little too friendly and now you’re overthinking everything (you’re not, he wants you baddddd)

[wifekeyblogz]

MORE NERDTRICK PLEASE, PLEASE, HIM BEING JUST A DISGUSTING PERV AND HIS WEIRD KINKS I'M BEGGING.

nerd!patrick x fem!reader

my birthday is this thursday so this ask was kinda like my present LOL thanks for this ask anon! whenever someone makes a patrick request 100 angels gain their wings <3 nerdtrick is sosososososo cute to me so ofc i got a bit carried away. i hope this was gross enough anon i tried my best. this is who i pictured while writing this :3

this is a continuation of the first nerdtrick :D

he is a perv,panty sniffing, foot fetish, he’s super obsessive, jerking off onto your things,stalking,bottom!pat, he’s got a very active imagination, period undies, foot fetish kinda, he’s a thief, he digs thru ur trash, some dirty talk, masturbation (m), mommy kink kinda

𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

nerd!patrick who has way too much free time. when he’s done his homework he’s bored out of his mind. he was in desperate need of a hobby to keep him occupied.

nerd!patrick who starts to spend his free time writing lewd stories about the two of you. he’s always had a knack for telling stories so the words flow seamlessly onto the lines. he fills up pages and pages of his journals, refnining tiny little details as time went on.

nerd!patrick who was getting so bored of same old pictures of you. while the ones on your facebook wall were stunning he had jerked off to them probably 100 times by now. he was ready for a change of scenery. if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

nerd!patrick who is going through hell and back to get good photos of you. he begged his parents for money making up an excuse about class dues and club fees. he blew every last dollar on the nicest camera money could buy, sneaking around

nerd!patrick who stays up all night to cut out the photos. only using the ones of your smiling face. he proceeds to glue your face to ripped out pages of a porn magazine he took from the gas station. he’s exhausted for his final exam the next day but it was so worth it.

nerd!patrick who looks at the pictures when he’s feeling especially needy. “you look so gorgeous y/n, you wore that just for me”? he says, fixing his eyes on the lingerie model with your face plastered on. he was sure your body would look one thousand times better in the get up.

nerd!patrick who has become a kleptomaniac. he finds himself swiping random things a pen you dropped on the floor or a wrinkled up piece of paper. he hoards all your things in a box in his closet. as time goes on the size of the box increases with the sheer amount of items he’s taking.

nerd!patrick who is not a stalker. he’s a collector of things. he takes extra special care of everything he grabs. he checks on it every day, making sure the materials inside were tidy.

nerd!patrick who has developed a thing for feet. he never really payed attention till you wore the cutest pair of open toed heels. in that moment he wanted to taste the red nail polish on his tongue. he willed himself not to stare,sneaking a glance every other minute. patrick wanted to embed this image into his brain.

nerd!patrick who goes through your trash. it’s not easy sneaking around your dorm looking for the dumpster but when he finally comes across it’s a dream come true. an old vibrator sits at the top of the bag like gold in a treasure chest. he eagerly grabs it and stuffs it in his pocket, excited to take it home and explore it.

nerd!patrick who stays up the whole night writing erotica. in this scenario he’s got you in his arms pushing you past your limits with the vibrator pressed to your clit. he spends two pages just describing your pussy.

nerd!patrick who is getting more bold as time goes on. he eventually learns how to pick locks via his shady roommate,pete. it’s not long before he puts his skills to the test breaking into your dorm while you’re in class.

nerd!patrick who is in heaven. your scent fills the air around him making him feel as if he was home. he’s careful as he looks through your things. he’s careful not to move anything too far out of place.

nerd!patrick who find himself pocketing quite a few items. little trinkets off your desk, a pencil, an old napkin with a nefarious looking stain all seemed like perfect contenders for his collection.

nerd!patrick who found multiple pairs of bloody undies in your trashcan. he can’t believe you’re throwing away all the cute ones just because of a little stain.

nerd!patrick who knows he should wash them before he puts them in the box. but the fabric is so soft and the little bow on the front? how could he not take advantage of this.

nerd!patrick who’s been going for hours. edging himself to tears with your soiled panties around his cock. he finds himself wondering how you react to the scene. he’s sure you’d be disgusted, screaming at him and calling him a dirty perv. these thoughts served as fuel for his horny daze.

nerd!patrick who goes out of his way to run into. partly because seeing your face brightens his day but also because he knows you’ll react in disgust..just as he planned.

nerd!patrick who wants you to step on him. to scream at him and call him filthy names. his heart starts to race when his eyes meet yours. you turn towards your friend whispering something in her ear causing the two of you to snicker. he imagined all the awful things you’d be saying about him.

nerd!patrick who is trying so hard to be quiet. the interaction earlier had him all worked into a frenzy. he was leaned against the door of a stall fiddling with his belt. “need you so bad y/n” he groans, holding his cock in his hand. he is so painfully hard. “i’ve been so bad..what are you going to do to me”?

nerd!patrick who is closing his eyes imagining your soft hands stroking him. “that feels good doesn’t it patrick? tell mommy how good it feels”. you’d say, your lips right next to his. he can barely contain his moan as he spills his seed all over the toilet seat.

nerd!patrick who is not ashamed of who he is. his love for you is undying there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. he just shows his appreciation for you in a unique way.

[lynztrick]

I need someone to make a really gross perverted nerdtrick fic or something im begging

[cuntrick]

nerdtrick’s clit is super swollen because he can’t stop playing with himself…

his labia was already on the bigger side to begin with, but with all the jerking off, the puffiness just adds to it.

he also isn’t the best with hygiene, mostly due to forgetfulness, when it grows out to a reasonable length, after he’s done masturbaiting and out breath, he likes to play with his pubic hair. his fingers always have the lingering scent of his cum, same with himself, the smell of sweat due to how worked up he gets from it. he doesn’t have multiple showers a day - or even in a week - so he smells like sweat alot. he tries to make up for it with deodorant but even then, the BO will eventually dominate. yum!!

also back to his bigger labia, just imagine while you’re eating him out, all his juices on the side of them and you get to lick it off. he’s also definitely a whimperer. occasionally a moan but most definitely a pathetic whimperer, panting your name and caressing your hair. he can’t even look at you, his head is atteched behind him, against whatever is behind him. he can’t help but thrust up towards you, he just can’t get enough!

Thank you anon, I needed this after a long day at work!

First of all, I love it when an individual’s labia and clit swells the hornier they get. I think Patrick’s pussy gets slightly pinker the more and more that he gets aroused

Second of all, NERDTRICK PUSSY, I love the idea of him playing with his pubic hair, it’s a cute idea and I can totally see him doing it omg

Mmmm eating out puffy nerdtrick pussy 🤤🤤🤤 I need him to sit on my face and I wouldn’t mind dying that way

[0urlady0fs0rr0wz]

do you think fall out boy could ever recreate him for a new music video

God, I wish. I'd do anything for them to bring back nerd out boy, but I doubt it :(

[wifekeyblogz]

missed you sm mama, nerdtrick getting his nipples played with by reader, such a whiny bottom <3 but he has never done tyis before guys!!!

kisses with tongue, mwah

-🎹

oh i missed you more hun..being away from u is like torture<\3 we’ll have to make up for lost time once i’m offically back. prepare urself ;) love all ur nerdtrick ideas all the fans should be bowing down to u. ummm warnings are pretty much the same. not as dark as usual but still nsfw content. inexperienced nerdtrick too

bottom patrick is taking over my mind thanks to you guys. i can barely imagine him choking me against a wall anymore sigh. you’ve ruined me in the best way possible. i need him whimpering and crying underneath me as i edge him to the point of passing out. you feel me ?

oh nerdtrick. my perverted whiny muse. picture this. patrick had only had sex once or twice before he crossed paths with you.his body was a blank canvas to be explored. poor thing was falling apart just from a few kisses on his neck.

it was so easy to find his sweet spot too. the second your tongue brushed over his sensitive skin his entire body went stiff. a high pitch whine escaped his parted lips before he could even register what was happening. he would be so embarrassed. in his mind men are not supposed to make such noises. “i swear that doesn’t happen normally”. he says quickly,his face going redder by the second.

he’s a terrible kisser. probably the worst you’ve had.his teeth scratch against yours as his lips try to keep up with yours. despite his naivety he’s trying his best to run his down your thigh sensually. this was so painfully awkward. you couldn’t believe he had sex before this. he had to be lying.

“why don’t you let me take the lead” you say gently,pulling away from him. you couldn’t take another minute of his sweaty palms on your skin.

of course he doesn’t protest. when a pretty girl tells you to do something it’s best to listen. he lets you take control of him , squeezing his eyes shut as you lift up his shirt.

his nipples go hard against the cold air of the room. “isn’t that cute” you mumble to yourself, admiring his body under yours. he’s so delicate your afraid a simple touch will shatter him into a. million pieces.

you’re quick to explore his body. small kisses on his tummy and up his chest. he’s shuttered at the sensation only fueling you more. it’s so cute how he just gives in without complaint. you want to call him a good boy.

his nipples are so cute and pink. you can’t help but flick your tongue against the flesh. he melts into your touch, another whine leaving his throat. he has lost all self control at this point. it was so cute watching him fall apart at so little.

[soulpunkguy]

[wifekeyblogz]

nerdtrick + fetishes

nerd!patrick x fem!reader

u guys have been begging me for nerdtrick so here’s a little something to tide u freaks over…if yall end up liking it i’ll do the rest of the alphabet i just didn’t want to do too much for my first post im actually doing this because my wife asked me and i’d do anything for my beloved

he’s a kinky mf,anal(m), mentions of blood,bondage,knife play, cutting(in the sexual sense), public sex,bottom patrick,begging,sex toys,ropes/cuffs,choking,pathetic patrick,dirty talk,dry humping, cock cage, lots of kinky stuff

𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

abrasions- patrick loves being cut. nothing too extreme, he At doesn’t like the sight of too much blood. he doesn’t mind little bits though. while having sex he’ll beg you run the blade down his arm. the slight pain makes his orgasm all the more magical. he prefers to be cut on his lower arm and his inner thigh but he’s always open to try something new.

accidental stimulation- he’s a big fan of this one. it takes nothing to get him going most times. an accidental brush of the hand,fingers touching while handing a pen over. the slightest things get him going. even the tiniest touch makes his body feel as if he’d been lit on fire. you genuinely had no idea you were doing this to him and that made this all the better.

agoraphilia- kinda similar to the accidental stimulation he also likes sex in public places. like super public places. it’s less the thrill of possibly being caught and more a power thing. he’d much rather be a participant in this kink rather than practice it himself. when your hand slowly strokes his cock on a crowded train he feels his face heat up. he tries to keep a straight face as your thumb brushes his sensitive tip. just the slightest moan would draw so much unwanted attention. “y/n…” he says under his breath, gripping the metal pole so hard his knuckles went white. “shut up and take it”. you retort not bringing your eyes up from your phone screen. “you know you want it, perv”.

altocalciphilia-this is an obvious one. of course this man is getting rock hard over a nice pair of high heel boots. he will watch silently as you strut down the hall “what do you think baby”? you say with a smirk. it’s obvious what’s on his mind you can see his dick is practically pulsing against the denim of his pants. poor thing is speechless. patrick has a few pairs that are his favorite but he’s always on the look out for more. he loves a stiletto the most but he doesn’t mind a nice pair of stripper heels either. he is always on the lookout for new pairs, spending every last cent in his bank account for you.

anal-he’s a man of simple needs. one of those needs being butt play. this is a guilty pleasure for him. patrick is so so so embarrassed of this one it took a lot of courage for him to even bring the idea to you. he’s so sensitive it takes a long time to train him. the smallest of toys had him overstimulated to tears. it was so cute watching him fall apart under such little pressure. “that feels good baby”? you question watching him writhe in pleasure under the vibrations. “how about we turn it up some more”. he looks like he wants to protest but you don’t give him the chance. youre doing him a favor by letting him unwind in such a way.

begging- you’re his goddess so he spends a lot of time on his knees worshipping you. he’s no stranger to begging for what he wants. he begs for release , kisses, to touch you in general. he is quick to fall to the ground and crawl to you when needed. and he isn’t ashamed to do it in public either. the two of you are enjoying a delightful dinner in one of the nicest places in town (upon your request of course). “you want a bite of this”? you ask shoving the fork in his face. eagerly he nods , opening his mouth to take the morsel but you pull it away at the last second. “ah ah ah. beg for it nice”. without an ounce of hesitation he’s on the floor , head on your lap. like a dog he looks up at you with his big blue eyes. “please ma’am”?

blind folds- now this is one of his all time favorites. he absolutely adores it when you tie the cloth around his head and the world goes dark. he’s unable to see where you’re going to touch him next or what you have in your hands. the act of not knowing is all the fun. sometimes you’ll just sit on the bed watching and waiting.

bondage- he’s a bit new to this. so far he’s only tried handcuffs and being tied to the bed. with time he hopes to get a bit more extreme. he finds himself thumbing through magazines with men covered in leather and ball gags in their mouths.

breath play-ohhh my god this is his weak spot. you’re slowly bouncing in his cock applying as much pressure to his neck as you’re physically able. “and you better not fucking cum”. his eyes start to go cloudy and you loosen your grip afraid of your boyfriend passing out. to your shock he places your hands back where they were “please don’t..it feels perfect like that”.

chasity- nerdtrick is king of the cock cage. i suppose this gets into over stimulation territory but he’s obsessed. you like to do little strip shows for him just watch him squirm uncomfortably. his erection hurts so good against the metal of the device. he wears it most days unless you tell him not to. he groans in agony as you grind your hops against his. “can i take it off for just a second”? he whines. “you’re lucky i don’t punish you for even daring to ask that”. you answer quickly stopping your actions. “and for that i’m not going to touch you at all for the rest of the week”

clothed sex- he never would have even thought of such a thing until you introduced him to it. dry humping has become a norm for him.

cunnilingus- the man’s a munch. that’s really it. patrick finds himself between your thighs more times during the day than he can count. in the morning he’ll wake you up with a gentle suckle on your clit, he’s always so gentle and respectful. through the day he will beg for it. he’s close to tears when you tell him no. it’s a comfort thing for him honestly. if he’s feeling stressed or depressed or any type of negative emotion he’s going to eat you out to make himself feel better. patrick never stops at just one oragasm normally. he prefers three minimum but if he really going through it he will sit there for hours. and yes he will eat it on your period, no questions asked.