#nerdymuffinbonkcloud

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We managed to convince someone that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. We're all 17.

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The librarian has access to the security cameras for some reason and apparently sits watching them all day

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honestly iconic tho. im all for giving librarians control of everything. to this day i have not met a librarian that doesnt pass the vibe check.

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A couple of teachers in my elementary school were weirdly into the "leader in me" the point that my grade 3 teacher (who was the one to introduce the topic to the school) literally played bad leadership covers during several of our lunch hours and made us fill out "reflection forms" every time we acted 9ut. She also cancelled skating because the boys were being to loud so half the class had to walk down to the office to tell our parents not to go to the rink

The music video for one of the songs till haunts me every time someone dares mention leadership

Good news is she's retiring this year so my friends and I have been celebrating a bit

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this is something i have absolutely zero knowledge about. i have no clue what is going on but im here for the chaos.

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My high school has a van, used by pretty much everyone. We've used it for the sport teams, the drama club, a couple school trips, and in gym and law class. It was a plain white van with windows, so we called it a kidnapping van and a murder van. We would bang on the windows as we drive from the school annoyingly often.

This year, the van broke down. It already looked like a disgrace (there was trash stuffed everywhere) but they literally had to cancel a soccer game because the van needed parts and it would cost more to fix it than its worth. So we have launched a campaign to raise $50 000. One of my classes (Leadership) is half about major events for fundraising, including 3 separate promotional videos we filmed at school for the first event, a chili cook off before the football game under the lights

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A friend of mine is paying me to write fanfic of 2 boys a year older than us

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One of the substitute teachers hit a kid (who was admittedly a bit of an a-hole) with a ruler and a textbook(on separate occasions). He was subbing for a teacher who had a "beating stick", a piece of wood with duct tape on it iirc given to her by a graduated student. The sub threatens us with the beating stick

The teacher with the beating stick was also the best teacher I had that year. Her desk had 3 drawers we were allowed in. One had school supplies in case we forgot something, the next had snacks and the bottom drawer had period products. She also joked about making me spontaneously combust (i cannot remember the context, its probably not important).

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When I was in grade 5, we were doing archery. A kid in the other class apparently got distracted and shot the arrow into the wall near the ceiling of the gym. It was there for a couple years before they finally took it out of the wall.

Also, the high school has a pencil stuck in the stairwell leading to the upstairs

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My one friend had children's gravol in her lunch bag for some reason, so one of my other friendsthought it would be hilarious to crush it up and snort it. My grade is seen as good (for reasons I don't know), so we ate in a classroom upstairs, and few teachers came to check on us. So, the friend that suggested to snort it and one other both did a line after we closed the door. a classmate walked in after and they thought it was a teacher, so they dramtically swiped what remained of the gravol off the desk. It apparently tasted like cherries

huh. noted. (also never ever snort benadryl. just don't)