#nervousalicecurious

[noonecantrulyescapethenight]

How I Think We'd Act in Ready or Not

Stella: *whips out a spear* yALL WANNA KILL ME?!

Lucy: *hides with a bow she found in a closet and tries not to get caught from munching cookies*

Rea: *just runs away*

Alice: *runs after Rea* “The plaanttttsss!!”

Aqua: “This has given me lots of time to create a plan to save myself and all my friends, eliminate our enemies, and cure cancer.”

Cinna: *causing distractions so their friends won’t get caught*

Dani: *falls down a hole* “Well at least I’m safe-“

Dawn: *watches Doctor Who and somehow doesn’t get caught*

Leah: “This would make a great story.”

Tea: “That’s valid, but-“

Chala: *ships literally everything in sight*

Dawson: “gUYYYYYSSSS????”

Birdy: *silently joys in a notepad*

Colleen: *runs with Rea and Alice* “Wait for MEEEEEEEE!!”

Sponge: *is the killer*

Nic: *actually thinks rationally*

Cerise: *silence*

Helga: *her goats kill the killers*

ETN-tan: “I don’t know if this qualifies as a death challenge-”

Brooke: *whispers* “you’re a furry, Stella-”

Alina 1: "Please save me.”

Alina 2: "ooo, she’s cute- wait, am I supposed to be hiding from something?-”

Mystic: *constant panic energy*

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How I Think We'd Act at Hogwarts

Stella: "That hat better put me in Slytherin."

Lucy: *takes all the cookies from the Ravenclaw table*

Rea: *misses classes to sneak into Hogsmeade*

Alice: *spends most of her freetime in the greenhouses*

Aqua: "Okay, let's get this magic shit done."

Cinna: *sketches the castle inside and out throughout their entire seven years there*

Dani: "Sorry, I was in the Hospital Wing again. It was another broom accident."

Dawn: "Am I the only one who's doing any school work?"

Leah: "No, I'm not stalking. I'm researching for a fanfic."

Tea: "Cute girls. I'm living."

Chala: "Look at all these ships!"

Dawson: *is secretly really good at Quidditch*

Birdy: "I'M AN OWL, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Colleen: "Who wants to start a DnD club?"

Sponge: "I'm gonna go swim with the Great Lake Squid."

Nic: *spends his time in the dungeons*

Cerise: "Oh! So that's why my potion blew the Professor's face off!"

Helga: "Where are the goats?!?!"

ETN-tan: "Where is the death?"

Brooke: *starts a furries club to try to get Stella to admit*

Alina 1: "I'm gonna go to the library."

Alina 2: "Oh my God, all of the cute girls. Wingardium Leviosa my girl dick."

Mystic: *daydreams all the time* also "What's the big deal? I just wanna borrow the diadem. And also that totally-not-ominous diary."

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How I'd Think We'd Act in Doctor Who

Stella: "I...I don't understand any of this."

Lucy: "What do you mean I shouldn't go near that white blob creature? It's so cute!"

Rea: "You wanna exterminate me? Well, we'll see how you handle me with--" *trips on nothing*

Alice: "Hey, if you can travel to different planets, is there a planet with plant people? Asking for a friend."

Aqua: "Huh?"

Cinna: "Am brave bear!" *faces a dalek, squeaks* "Am still brave bear!"

Dani: "What's this do? What's that do?"

Dawn: "Just......stay put and don't do anything stupid. I've got this. Jack, now's not the time."

Leah: "I have no clue what's going on."

Tea: "Okay, what can I do to help? Also there are a lot of cute girls."

Chala: "Ships. Ships everywhere."

Dawson: "Oh come on! Can't I play with that screwdriver just once?"

Birdy: "SHIPS! SHIPS EVERYWHERE!"

Colleen: "Hang on a second. This isn't Dungeons and Dragons!"

Sponge: "I have no idea what's going on."

Nic: "I don't really know what's going on."

Cerise: "I'll just sneak in with the daleks. They'll never notice."

Helga: "Yello! I have goat for dalek!" *defeats them single-handedly*

ETN-tan: "Where is the death challenge?"

Brooke: "I have no idea what's going on."

Alina 1: "I have no clue what's going on."

Alina 2: "I have no clue what's going on, but there are a lot of cute girls, I am gay and single and ready to smooch." *also tries to wife up Missy*

Mystic: "So....can we go see Robin Hood?" *also tries to negotiate with the villains and tries to flirt with Missy, also basically tries to be Clara Oswald*

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How I'd Think We'd Act in Alice in Wonderland

Stella: "Forget the Queen of Hearts. Bitch, I'm gonna be the new queen."

Lucy: "This is wonderful and all, but these riddles....the fuck?"

Rea: *is too busy fangirling and gets lost*

Alice: "Yes, I know we share the same first name, but I'm not the Alice."

Aqua: "I could be curing cancer right now." (actually just wandering the place, not wanting to return to real life while still trying to stay grounded)

Cinna: "Cheshire kitty!"

Dani: "What's all this?"

Dawn: "It's not Doctor Who, but I'll take it."

Leah: "What if _ fell down the rabbit hole?"

Tea: "Okay, that's a valid answer, but I think it's actually--"

Chala: "Not enough shipping material here. Wait. Never mind. It's everywhere."

Dawson: "Just to clarify, none of these plants can kill me, right? Because I already touched them all."

Birdy: "TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKERS! I AM ONE WITH THE DODOS!"

Colleen: "This is amazing!"

Sponge: "It's okay. Could use more lakes."

Nic: "Where's the gore and dark stuff?"

Cerise: "H-hi."

Helga: "Where are the goats? This is not country without goats!"

ETN-tan: *agitates the Queen of Hearts just so there's a death challenge*

Brooke: *points at the Cheshire Cat* "Hey, Stella! It's your fursona!"

Alina 1: "So much color!"

Alina 2: "Where are the cute girls? How am I supposed to flirt with a flower?!?"

Mystic: "I'm finally home. ❤"

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How I Think We Would Act in The Hunger Games

Stella: "I want to kill you all and survive, but also you're my friends. Do you see my dilemma here?"

Lucy: "Okay, I've got this. I've read THG. This'll be---" *trips on nothing and falls off the podium before the timer's done*

Rea: "I will murder you all, okay? I don't have time to die."

Alice: "Maybe I'll find Plant Boi in here." *also constant panic energy*

Aqua: "I'm not dying today. I've got shit to do." alternately: dies in the Bloodbath for being slow and useless

Cinna: "Okay, I've got this." *runs far away from the Cornucopia once the timer's finished*

Dani: "Welp, looks like a bitch is gonna die."

Dawn: "How am I supposed to kill anyone?!?" *constant panic energy*

Leah: "Damn, this'll make a good story."

Tea: *heals opponents because "I'm not just gonna leave them to bleed out and die." then ends them quickly*

Chala: "Hey, please don't kill me. If I survive, I'll write a one-shot of your OTP when I get back."

Dawson: *yeets herself into the forest*

Birdy: *climbs into the trees* "I am now one with my namesake."

Colleen: "Dammit! I can't sleep!"

Sponge: *sees that it's a water-based arena, laughs in swimmer*

Nic: "Welp, I've had an okay life."

Cerise: *the silent killer*

Helga: *somehow survives to the final two*

ETN-tan: "Who put my name in anyway? It was Joey, wasn't it? I'm gonna murder you, Joey!"

Brooke: "I'm an Aussie, I'll survive this no prob---" *gets stung to death by tracker jackers*

Alina 1: *pairs with Cerise to silently kill*

Alina 2: "Hey, girl. You're cute. You wanna hook team up?"

Mystic: "I just wanna survive to the mutts. That's all I ask."

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How I Think We'd Act in a Zombie Apocalypse

Stella: "Get your shit together everyone. Are the cats okay? Let's get a shelter ready."

Lucy: cries and eats.

Rea: "Well at least there's no school.

Alice: constant panic energy.

Aqua: "How am I supposed to get shit done when you zombies keep interrupting me?!?!" (alternately: has already become a zombie and/or hasn't noticed there is an apocalypse going on)

Cinna: "Am strong and brave bear! I protect you all." everyone wants to protect them.

Dani: "Do we have everything? Food? Water? Shelter? Clothes?"

Dawn: "Let's not panic." as she is panicking.

Leah: "This'll make a great fanfic when the apocalypse dies down."

Tea: "Are y'all okay? Did anyone get bit? I can try to heal you."

Chala: "You know those two zombies would be really cute together."

Dawson: "Are the dogs okay?"

Birdy: "How am I supposed to write fanfics without wi-fi?"

Colleen: "Help."

Sponge: "Lol. I'mma go swim in a frozen lake."

Nic: "Welp, guess we're all gonna die."

Cerise: "...."

Helga: "You know, back in my country, we used to have zombie goats."

ETN-tan: "Shit. This would make a great death challenge."

Brooke: "Come on! We're about to die. Just admit that you're a furry, Stella!"

Alina 1: "..."

Alina 2: "I don't care if she's a zombie. She's cute and looks like the Sorceress."

Mystic: *is probably the one who accidentally started the zombie apocalypse, SOMEHOW*