#nesf-e-jahan

[oslusiadas-blog]

nesf-e-jahan replied to your post: Good evening. I can’t seem to sleep, and no amount...

Salaam, Porteghal. You should have tea.

Boa noite, Iran. Or...bom dia, I suppose. Perhaps you're right...I suppose I've just been up thinking. 

[kourtneykumdashian]

Your country loves you

Omg wow this is such an honor. Thank you Iran. 

[americanclouds]

*STARTS JUST WHACKING HIM WITH HER PURSE* I HOPE YOU /DIE!/

*LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AS HE FENDS HER OFF* 

[americanclouds]

I swear to you, if you don't... I'll... I'll... *shaking in anger*

Kiss it.

[americanclouds]

*gapes at him like a fish* !! I am /NOT/ a biruni! You take that back this instant! *STOMPS HER FOOT*

[americanclouds]

!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY WOMEN ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD. YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND NOT TO KNOW IT! But then again given your company, I can't be too terribly surprised.

The Iranian lesbian, ladies and gents.

[americanclouds]

Oh it wasn't from me... what was the charming little phrase? "Yellow Fever"?

AHA.

WELL.

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, REGARDLESS OF ETHNICITY.

NOT THAT YOU'D KNOW.

[americanclouds]

You seem very interested in Luciana, it seems. Trying to make up for the accusation from earlier?

Which accusation would that be, exactly?

You fling so damn many at me on a daily basis that I don't bother listening to you anymore.