Apr 1
>be me
>have a russian internet friend that sees you as a parent figure
>they're minor, queer and alterhuman
>nice
>their (Russian) government blocks most of internet places from the citizens, so they now have 4 vpns and 3 proxies
>not nice
>realise that russian government is not aware about the existence of tumblr
>lightbulb.jpg
>get friend listen to you, as you infodump them with tumblr culture, how we're the motherland of modern fandom culture, many of things came from here (including all of their labels flags), how we cyberbullied the staff this year
>they get into tumblr for the first time, and starts to ask questions about the things here
>proudparent.jpg
#sorry for greentext#greentext#tumblr culture#parenting#net parenting#>be me#i used this format because i think it would be silly in this context#fuck russia#the government#not people#especially minors#especially#minorities#fuck censorship#fuck government#i also hate russia because they're colonizers#many native people are still under russian colonization#look up for siberian natives#they are not russian#they're not even slavic#they're asian