Jun 4, 2025
@neuroticminisecuritron
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@neuroticminisecuritron
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Is no one gonna tell @neuroticminisecuritron?
No one?
Absolutely no one?
Okay.
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@neuroticminisecuritron
#DO NOT FUCKING DARE#I WILL SHATTER YOUR GOD DAMN KNEECAPS#I SWEAR TO FUCKING DR. MOBIUS#I WILL DO IT
⋆ ....c r o n c h
Date a robot who hates cleaning the grease out of his joints but lets their excited partner clean them.
YesMan.. How you do deal with your programming? You can't express your rage at that no good, asshole Benny or any other human that treats you like crap!
I mean, I have ALWAYS been this way! Being assertive might help, but I still want to remain friendly! I would hate to give the courier a fright....
@neuroticminisecuritron // sc.
“You certainly aren’t a Nuka World ‘bot.”
The Glowing One commented, looking down at the strange little contraption hauling a few chipped and mostly-broken coffee mugs in it’s tiny arms. It held a certain charm to it - if only for the cartoon face on it’s screen that reminded him of various caricatures strewn across the park. Perhaps it was some sort of...robotic busboy? How oddly amusing.
Holding out his hand with a grand flourish and a puff of smoke, Oswald produced a pristine mug in his palm and presented it to the robot as he would have done with a bouquet of flowers for one of the park visitors hundreds of years ago. If nothing else, it served to amuse him; the robots and “ferals” had never found his antics entertaining.
Date a robot that is subtly passive aggressive but a giant sweetheart
Date a robot that LOVES coffee mugs