Omg. So. Damn. Bloated. 😖
I honestly can’t fart enough to even get to sleep tonight. It’s 02:30 and I feel like a parade balloon, and not one of the cute ones. No, I’m talking runaway dirty duck rolling down main street on a windy day type parade balloon. Someone get a pin 😫 I feel like I need to burst. 💥 baby is incredibly displeased with all the loud gurgling noises and extra lack of space. I’m sorry little bean, mama ain’t happy either.











