#never sexy

[dyns33]

I had a Cody’s dream ! I’m surprised, it has been a while. 

We were five friends (1984 vibes) in a big strange house (BIG Murder House vibes) and Cody was tired, so he went to his room to take a nap, while I was staying with the others in the living room. 

After like an hour, and too many spooky stories, I decide to check on him. For a second, I’m scared when I open his door, because in the dark, I think I see a decapitated head near the bed, but no, he’s fine, peacefully sleeping. 

Because of the light, he opens his eyes and smiles at me. I ask if he’s alright, if he wants to sleep more. He looks at his phone and starts to watch a silly cartoon, telling me to stay. 

I go in the bed with him, turning my back at him, because... I’m polite and it’s awkward. I guess he just want company. And I’m afraid because of the silly stories the others said. I’m ready to sleep, but he takes me in his arms, put his phone in front of me, we watch the cartoon together and... 

That’s it. It was nice. 

... I’m not sure what my brain wants to tell me with this one. I’ll go back to Loki now. 

[thiswaysomethingwickedcomes2]

Before you try making me yours, just know that I look like this 98% of the time. & I also have kids 😄

[karma-zen]

When you're 22

But the bouncer tells you, "no fake ids, I'm telling you now"

[canadianuniprobs]

on a windy day..

expectations

reality: 

[thatgirlred]

The other day I was listening to the radio with a friend and I pulled a face and started singing to him and when I'd stopped I said "well that was sexy" and a the same time he says "well that was creepy" and that just sums up my life.

[wheelbarrowrider]

I wish for once I was the "hot" or "sexy" one.

[rossisnotacoolguy]

I don't understand how anyone could possibly be aroused by 'Shame', even if Fassbender is in a state of nakedness throughout much of the film.

[yourendverse]

Know what I have realized?

I will never be sexy. How sad.