Only I could do this!
I had a new bottle of sparkly bright blue nail polish.. It was adorable! Last night I painted my nails and decided this afternoon to do another coat and do my toes as well! I was in high spirits! Next thing I know, the bottle is crashing to the ground, blue everywhere, including my left leg, my hands (which I attempted for some unknown stoopid reason to wash off with water, which spread the blue even further) and left me standing there thinking "well WTF do I do now?"singing that song we all know and love 'I'm blue dadadedadodow ' I swear I'm a embarrassment to myself! So with limited supply of nail polish remover I scrubbed the floor and myself for a good hour,mourning the loss of my adorable sparkly bright blue nail polish. I now have a section of kitchen floor with sparkly blue grout.. The end.
