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Gasp! What devilery is this? Could these hieroglyphs belong to that Fiendish Finicky Fool of Free-time - The Riddler™?! It’s going to take the full scope of my Bat-Detecto-o-Scope™ to solve this puzzle, Caped Crusaders!
Let’s see…. could the letter “u” be short for… the word “you”? Curse that grammar-offender! And to drag the noble face of fair Santa Clause into his debauchery? Who will the little children of Gotham be able to look towards with hope in their eyes?!
Wait… yes, I believe I’m seeing a pattern to these malicious miscreant’s motives! An eggplant and a cup of coffee… A finger pointing…? Pointing towards a groovy “okay” sign. A sign, fellow crime fighters, to ensure all is well… though Riddler™ would like very much to throw that into doubt!
Of course! He can only be hiding in… the farmers market off of Gotham Central plaza, where they’ve just installed a cafe. A cafe, I believe, where they will soon be taking pictures of none other than Santa Claus!
Quickly, everyone! Pack the Shark Repellent Bat-Spray™ and climb into the Batmobile™! We haven’t any time to lose!!