[ID: fake vogue magazine cover of jupiter wearing green trousers, a green bow tie, yellow waistcoat, and a blue jacket, looking at his pocketwatch. writing around him says "jupiter north: how he made it" and "exclusive interview with the owner of the hotel deucalion" End ID]
CAPTAIN JUPITER NORTH OF THE WUNDROUS SOCIETY, THE LEAGUE OF EXPLORERS, AND THE FEDERATION OF NEVERMOORIAN HOTELIERS!
Dame Chanda did NOT like that outfit, but he's feeling fab so it doesn't matter












