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And it's a special one this time! Introducing...
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[ As Chance adjusts the camera to film his next response, he pauses for a moment. Is he seeing things, or were there always some little curls of hair in the back there...? ]
Oh! Hey, Penelope, you're in the shot. I'm about to film, but do you wanna answer this question with me?
Wh—oh! Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't. Sorry, I'll just move out of the way for you, thanks.
Pen, don't make me get Kristof to give you a "confidence boost".
Hey! That's playing dirty, and you know it! (Besides, the last "confidence boost" left me almost unable to move for a week...)
I know you well enough to know what that look means. Answer me honestly, alright? Do you want in on this?
... Yeah... I really do. I guess I'm just worried about what kind of questions I'll get. They're probably gonna yell at me for how I "used you" or how I'm just shallow.
If they do, I'll stop it dead in its tracks. I wouldn't even let Stephen treat you like that, let alone faceless strangers—NOBODY messes with my tabletop companions. You went through your nonsense phase and now you've got a man who's absolutely fantastic for you. So keep your chin up, alright?
“We chose our lives with arms wide open.” — Liam o'Tie-en.
Don't you give me an inspirational quote from one of your stupid dungeon masters... ugh. That's my job, to find the quotes!
You always know what to say. Thanks, Chance. Do you think we're gonna have session tomorrow?
Probably not. Stephen's definitely booked, and Dasha, Jerry, and Lyric are out of the house.
Dammit. I thought so, but... I was hoping maybe still. I guess the story of Patricia Denburg, Troubadour of the Arctic will carry on into infinity or something like that?
As soon as we're all out and somewhere safe, her story's right back on the docket. Maybe Skylar can join in, too! Oh, and Scottie! I wanna see how you two play.
Wh—me? Oh, I—I mean I can try. But hey! Welcome to the madness, girlie.
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[ To the surprise of everyone, the sounds of somewhat decent singing come from down the hall... in the bathroom with the shower. The sound is unmistakable, yet far more tolerable than usual, especially after the usual groaning and the strange week-long silence post plumber visit. The higher notes are still a little weak and creaky, but the singer's hitting them in some form at all, and of course, everything has his standard drawl and twang. ]
♫ No, I won't get heavy, don't get heavy, Keep it light and keep it moving... I am doing no harm. ♫
Wh—Johnny?! Is that you singing that?
A-yep! Don't sound so awful now, now do I? That fella who took a look at the pipes got me feelin' better than I have in months! I'm like a pig in mud with fresh slop in the trough, I'll tell ya right now!
[ It's still not great singing, but it's a marked improvement. Home maintenance really does solve all problems. ]
Well, that's great! And I guess you're gonna be serenading everyone here who wants to ask you something or other?
You bet your sweet bippy I am. I've got an itch to speak to that big blue marble, and by golly, I'm scratchin' it!
Since when the hell do you sing Radiohead? Still have your will to live, buddy?
Yes, I've got it just fine. But ya hear it enough 'n' ya start singin' it, too. Stephen plays it too often for me not to pick up on a couple o' things. ... and I like Thom Yorke's voice.
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Hi. Fuck you all. Whatever. Let's do this.
... Thanks, Cam. Good to see you, too. Jackass.
Oh, no, I'm talking to the freaks circling us like vultures and sending us dumb questions. What's up, Skylar? Also, c'mon, insult me with your full chest. Give it to me, girlie.
Alright, fine: you fucking jackass shitstain. If you were human, your mother should have swallowed you.
Aaaaaaattagirl. Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Thanks! I'm okay, though. We're all stressed right now, and Stephen and I are gonna have to get real cozy with you if you wanna be human. But, uh... be nice to these guys, will you?
Eugh. Fine. I'll be decent. That's all I can promise.
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... Wall.
Wallace, they've heard you talk before. You know that's not really gonna fly.
Wall! Wall wall.
Wallace, please? For me, if nobody else?
... Fine. Good evening, those in the wide world. I do not understand why you put such importance on a mere footsoldier's words, but... I am here.
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Well! I, Ronaldini, have deigned that this ask-answering endeavor is something I wish to partake in! I can only hope this opportunity shall make all involved gasp in delight and fear!
Feel free to ask me whatever you wish, and my answers are guaranteed to stupefy!
Amazing job! I can't wait to see what people ask you!
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B'y m'love, what's goin' on here? Is this where all've you been sittin' down and speakin' those recordings or somethin'?
Yep yep! Though try and speak plain, if you can. I love hearing the accent, but others may have a little bit of trouble.
Yeah, I know, ducky, I'm sorry! But I'm just excited! I'm after tryin' to get better at it... but hey there, everyone! Where are you all from?
I'm Gaia, your globe—though you probably already knew that! I know I'm gonna be havin' a time here with you all, so feel free to ask me whatever ya want! How's you all gettin' on?
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