#new joke

[butter-tells-jokes]

"What did the ghost ask the other ghost?"

“Do you believe in people?”

@radio-silence-fan @optimisticc-overthoughtss @iliketoeatair @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @iliketoeatair

[invaderslim508]

I always respected Peter Parker. Because really think about this:

Imagine being like 18-19 years old. You fail a math test, even though you’re a genius, you just didn’t sleep last night. You get fired from your pizza delivery job, again. Then the love of your life goes “I just can’t do this anymore. Btw your best friend? Piping me. Yeah. See you round the city, Pete!” And now you gotta save the world cuz your favorite professor turned himself into a fucking lizard. AGAIN.

Idk if I could do it.

[neolesbian]

yo mama so old her google image result is a painting

[eat-a-dicker]

do you need fucking permission?

[jocelynjjones]

There's a new joke on Tumblr

We're recently joking about a fake movie.

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

new joke genre

using bible citations on really inappropriate or cursed images

let me demonstrate:

[wizardtheworm]

Someone asking their good but non-romantic friend for a favor: making a replacement for a lost polyhedral die:

Hey can you do me a platonic solid?