The Bird William Shakeshack

he/him. Lich-lover. Has an excess of teeth.

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[cipheramnesia]

My new guide to professional email greetings.

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[wizardtheworm]

~ Bartleby, the Scrivener: A Story of Wall-Street Herman Melville, 1853

[invizigothx]

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

[playwrongs]

invizigothx. (2026, January 30). first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club [Text post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/invizigothx/807189844216446977/first-rule-of-cite-club-tell-everyone-where-you?source=share

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[cobble-stone]

[wizardtheworm]

Melville, H. (1851). Moby-Dick, or, the whale https://doi.org/10.5962/bhl.title.62077

[kirkendauhl-v2]

[uraniummcdonaldsgarfieldmug]

Same bug.

[wizardtheworm]

Vasken Lassite! Officially a Stormreach/Aundair dual-citizen and rocking a big dumb cape in the Aundairian style. Goals on this piece: - Dynamic brush tool - textural overlays - Art Nouveau

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[prthedisaster]

[frogayyyy]

idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

[easel-eisel]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

[nohoperadio]

If as you're reading this post you're in a sufficiently private and relaxed situation that you feel comfortable doing so, why not go ahead and make a weird noise with your mouth and/or voice. Maybe try to find one you've never done before in your life, to have the satisfaction of expanding your palette of possible physical actions a tiny bit. You may surprise yourself, you may be inspired to new curiosity towards the peculiar and unique machinery of your body. Only if you want to though.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

So, in Frontier Scum there's a chance for the PCs to end up in debt after going on a bender, and there's a table to determine who you end up in debt to, which leads into one of my favorite visual gags in a ttrpg rulebook

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[sarpedon]

"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.