#new-ish

[melancholicreaper]

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This is an official announcement for a boyfriend. Yes you heard that right, not a fictional one unfortunately but real flesh and bone. Life is moving and everyone is falling in love while I'm falling behind 🚬😔

Requirements

HOT AND TALL (ya ya looks don't matter...BUT THEY'RE THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE)

You need to be within the ages of (17-21) this is a firm

You must not be a creep, or a weirdo. I don't mind a slight perve as long as you don't freak other people out, I'm the only one you freak out.

You must either be in school to get a good job, or have a good future in mind. I don't care if you work in a Macdonald bro as long as we're going somewhere with that or it's sustainable.

YOU MUST BE A GOOD PERSON I'm tired of this economy with scaring men who keep being green flags turning into red flags

MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE MY NONESENSE I swear my friends are gonna start billing me for the amount of crap I start spewing or acting out

You kinda gotta be Christian specifically Catholic if possible (we can work on this part...sorta)

You gotta be ready to drop lore on yourself and like your entire family cus I do that spontaneously so match up!!!

IF YOU'RE A NERD HIT MY LINEEEE, Like a tall white curly haired glasses wearing, pokemon obseesed (can be anything other than pokemon) possible a guitar playing, comic reading boy who knows the entire DC universe like he wrote it (DC is specific I'm afraid) GET ON MY LINEEEE

Be ready for long distance cus we probably don't live in the same country

RACIST? get off my feed, PRO-TRUMP? get off my feed, POLITICALLY STUPID? get off my feed

Ready to be obsessed with me in a specific way, we'll see when we get there

You must genuinely be interested in this 17+ year old African girl who reads erotica lwk more than her own bible might have slight family issues and is a lover to the moon and beyond. Flirts hard but it a wimp when it comes to actually doing anything.

PROOF FOR THE FIRST 13 ARE REQUIRED MY FRIEND. If you wanna add more you can look for a CV from Pinterest or use this one send it my way.

also if you look like Spencer Reid you lwk get to skip most of these. PROOF IS NEEDED.

Feel free to just send this out to anyone you know who fits the bill urm, I'm interested in all races and countries. But the religion is emphasised on. You can reach my on this account or on instagram with on @reguluss_rab thank you for your time.

AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN (if this bags any)

And to my loyal fans who thought I was posting a work, YOU CAN GET SM IN JUNE I PROMISE

[kara-of-the-wholock]

I just found out what a blorbo is– I seriously need to get more education on the features and slang on this app 😅

[kat-n-dog]

New boyfriend without prompting bought a seat cover so Rogue can ride comfortably in his car, and has started taking him to the park on days when he can't come to work with me. He also greets Rogue with a delighted "hi baby!!" when he comes over, and pays close attention to our training routines & communication so that he can enforce it, too.

Think I found a keeper. 💜

[daniwritessometimes]

Welcome!

Hey, it’s ya girl @booksrockmyface AKA @hpfanonezillion. I decided it was finally time for a blog exclusively for my original writing. So not entirely new to the writblr scene, but would appreciate follows! I’ll try following back from my main blog if I don’t already. I’ll be posting a bit from my newest venture in a bit!

[fishytimeswithem]

Say Hi to JoJo!

[bocceclub]

why’d i stop working on this short sea glass comic it’s actually good

[peristeron]

and the new layout is complete. that was pleasantly painless

[stimmy-stegosaurus]

Alright, so…

Technically I’m not exactly new.

I just wanted to make a new account where I felt more free to be weird and cringey and authentic instead of this other space I had where I didn’t know how to do that.

So I have another Tumblr account I use regularly but I wanted to try something new. And here I am.

So yeah. I just wanted to say that.