@newenglcnds jake and milo
of course he knew better, but when had that ever stopped him before? it wasn’t unusual for milo to receive gifts from his viewers at his po box. protein and whey powder for those that watched him on youtube and instagram and - less savory items - for those that watched him elsewhere. this gift in particular was an intricate strapped swing designed to be used in the bedroom and he had decided to try it out right away. of course, this time he kept his boxer briefs on, lest something go wrong - and he was thankful of that fact in this very moment. one of the support straps came undone and in an effort to catch himself from falling to the ground he managed to tangle himself in the varying other straps that only seemed to tighten the more he struggled. just narrowly managing to knock over the camera linked to his website, to avoid further embarrasment, he dialed for help and waited.
when the firefighter came around the corner into his bedroom, milo sighed. “don’t ask questions. just get me down - please.”
