#newkidkin

[fictionkinfessions]

weirdest new kin i fucking acquired recently? its a fucking kid who farts so aggressively to the point they control time. sigh

- new kid/douchebag from south park: the fractured but whole (game)

[canoncalled]

hey! im the new kid from South Park video games. my name was cassidy drake and i had black curly hair, freckles, and i was selective mute. i remember dating kenny in high school and i was super close with him and scott. i had reincarnation powers but it was more like reset powers? sort of. anyways id love to talk to anyone who might remember me, or even other new kids! i am 18 too. interact w the post and ill give you a message!

[south-park-kin-calls]

Hey, Im New Kid from both South Park Games! My name was Riley! I had a crush on Cristophe / Mole and Kenny. I was really good friends with Kenny and Mole. I gave Kenny poptarts and small things like that because he was so poor. If anyone remembers me please like this or contact me @smallangrychild! Im 17 years old now if that bothers anyone ;;

@smallangrychild

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

hey update from the new kid/quinn that send in a message recently: i mightve found my kyle and im excited as fuck (also panicking bc i dont wanna fuck this up and im also horrible at small talk lol) - #🔺

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

nobody's looking for New Kid kinnies and I feel like I'll never find anyone!! I just wanna talk to my friends again and hug them or some shit but nobody's looking for new kids so im :( ill never find my peeps again and im so sad - new kid name quinn #🔺

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Hi New Kid here to say Kyle Broflovski is the cutest and I love him with all of my lil gay heart. if cartman tries to harass him again he can catch these hands - New Kid named Quinn #🔺

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

ayy yo im the new kid and just a psa to *my* cartman if you're out there, dude. i know you were self aware and you got away with all thay shit but the world is real now and it's gonna be ok. love you tons man and dont forget to be good

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

My boyfriend and I both kinfirmed the new kid from the southpark games and we’re laughing about how much we hate cartman. His name was Steven and mine was Emmett.