#newts post

[newtsoftheworldunite]

April Fool’s Day is tomorrow and I just wanted to make this clear. You know the rules, and so do I. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. I've got to make you understand.

Never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down.

Never gonna run around and desert you.

Never gonna make you cry.

Never gonna say goodbye.

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[salamanderfiredept]

"Bite each other's dicks off" or as I like to call it "Mutually Assured Bottom Surgery"