Won’t You Be My Neighbor 2 - *Newt x Theseus x Reader Series*
Hey guys! Sorry for the delay in my writing! It has been an insanely busy summer. I’m finally going to start having more times on the weekends. I hope you enjoy this next chapter! I’m now working on Magical Office. After that, I will be solely focused on requests.
The solid wooden door stands in front of you. To knock or to run away quickly, that is the question playing over and over again in your mind. Beyond the door, you can hear the quickened footsteps and muffled voices of the odd men you met in the hall the day before. There was still time to make a quick escape and lock yourself safely in your apartment. As your brain contemplates your options, your hand subconsciously takes these distractions as an opportunity and connects hard with the surface of the door. It’s resounding knock echoes throughout the hallway.
What have I done…
You look surprised at your fist, resting itself against the door. The noises beyond it stop and the panic of the unknown sets within you.
What kitchen utensil will they use to murder me? A soup spoon? A ladle, a butcher knife? If they were any sort of gentlemen, they would use the butcher knife and show some kind of mercy.
While lost in your thoughts you fail to notice the shift in footsteps leading towards the door. With a jump, the lock on the door releases and a sly and handsome face welcomes you.
“Ms. Y/L/N, we’re so happy you join us this evening… it is Ms. isn’t it?” The promise of hope lingered in the air.
Your face displays your ability to see straight through his attempt at subtlety.
“Not until my divorce is finalized.” Theseus doesn’t take notice of the joke.
“You are Theseus, correct?” Your face winces, hoping that you’ve remembered the two brothers correctly.
“One and the same.” He grins widely and wraps a welcoming arm around you and ushers you beyond the doorway. As the pair of you make your way into the hallway, you take notice of the lack of decoration and how bare the apartment seems. The two of you walk past a room, in which the door is wide open. Taking a quick peek past Theseus, you are caught off guard as you see paper zooming past the door frame and bulletin boards hanging in mid-air. You stop in your tracks and turn towards the door. Theseus looks back when he notices his arm is empty. With the speed of sound, he lunges himself at the doorknob.
“Ha. It’s a mess in there. Let’s just…”He quickly turns to slam the door shut.
“Paper was floating.” You point to the door, still trying to figure out if you are dreaming or not.
“No, it wasn’t.” He laughs obnoxiously loud trying to compensate for something.
“Yes… yes, it was.” You press.
“It. Wasn’t.” He says as he quickly ushers you down the hall and into the open plan living room. The kitchen table beside the far wall is done up with candlelight and a gorgeous array of China dishes.
“Didn’t you have a brother?” You ask as Theseus walks around and removes a bottle of wine from a bucket of ice, sitting on the windowsill. As if by cue, a large clatter erupts in the room to your left. You turn to the kitchen door as Theseus quickly puts down the bottle of wine and rushes over to the door.
“Should I help?” You ask concerned. Theseus turns in the doorway to face you while keeping the room's contents a secret.
“No, you’re a guest! We can handle it.”
“Theseus, come quick, the spaghetti has risen in revolt!” A voice shouts from the inner room. With a roll of his eyes, Theseus turns to deal with whatever Newt meant.
With Theseus gone, the room is quiet and curiosity of what you saw earlier starts to get the better of you. What could that have been? A trick of the eyes? Mechanics? You know what you saw and there had to be a logical explanation to justify it. You turn back to stare at that door, wondering if you could peer inside before Theseus returned. Another jolt of commotion breaks your trance and you make your way over to the door to offer assistance. Before you open the door you hear hushed voices.
“She’s not going to notice if I do it behind closed doors, Theseus.”
“That's not the point, Newt. The minister said to keep up a muggle appearance. If you make a perfect dinner with magic, she could suspect something.”
“Do you really expect her to be able to taste the difference between a magically cooked pasta compared to a hand boiled one? I mean, can you taste the difference?” A groan sounds from Theseus’s mouth.
“Okay… fine, I'll distract her, but the second she starts asking questions, I'm going to obliterate her.”
Panic begins to boil in your stomach.
Obliterate? They are planning on killing me.
You start to turn and silently try to make your way to the door.
“Is it something I said?” You stop dead in your tracks and turn back to a smirking Theseus.
“Oh no, sorry, I thought…I… Wow! Is that your view?” Desperately trying to distract Theseus from your attempt to escape you make your way out their open glass door and onto their balcony. You stare intently on the violet and auburn sunset watching the city’s skyline grow darker and darker in the anticipation of the impending nightfall. Footsteps slowly follow behind you as Theseus saunters over to you. He reaches around you and produces a glass of wine in his hand. You happily accept it and put it on your lips. You are more than happy to drown yourself in alcohol if it means you will get to leave this apartment alive. Theseus stands next to you and leans on the balcony, his wine glass in hand hanging over the side. He stares at the beautiful natural portrait in front of him, like an artist observes his masterpiece. A silent sigh of admiration escapes him and you look over at him.
“I’ve always wanted to be a part of this city. I mean, I could stare at this view for the rest of my days.” You admire his appreciation of the landscape and you look back at the sky to try and find the beauty in the ordinary sky.
“I guess, you’re telling me you didn’t have a view like this growing up? You look like a city boy.”
“Quite the opposite actually, we grew up in the country. Newt and my mother had a special bond with their love of animals. Me on the other hand, well I just felt like I belonged there. I’d much rather be among the hustle and bustle of it all.” The two of you are facing each other, closer now, the influence of the setting sun and the romantic skyline makes the conversation feel more intimate. “It’s good to feel like I belong, finally.” He gives you a smirk as he looks down at his feet and back at you. Your eyes lock onto each other and a moment passes between the two of you. The seconds slow down and feel more like hours. “Have you been here all your life?” He asks you.
“Yes, I’ve lived in London all my life. I have to say your perspective on its beauty is quite refreshing. I’ve never really seen it as something so marvelous. Normally it’s just boring ole foggy London town to me.”
“Ahh well, you just need a fresh perspective. Allow me.” He says and walks behind you and places his hands over your eyes. A little cautious as to what could happen to you at this moment, you place your hands over his. Suddenly he lets go and shouts, “Ta-da”.
You almost laugh out loud.
“Sorry, what am I supposed to be looking at?”
“Well, it’s London, of course. Just with a new perspective.” Turning around to face Theseus, you shake your head and laugh.
“You’re funny, Mr. Scamander.” His arms seem to fall to your side as he once again looks deep into your eyes.
“Has anyone ever told you…”
Ahem!
The sound of a third party breaks up the oddly intimate moment between strangers. Theseus and you turn and look at the doorway to see Newt standing there. He holds a wine glass himself and takes a sip at the sight of you two.
“Dinner is ready, you two.” Instinctively, you move quickly away from Theseus and over to the door passing by Newt. The dinner table that you saw before was covered with an array of appetizing dishes. You are astonished at the beauty of the meal and quickly turn back to the brothers to see them in a silent quarrel.
“Newt, are you sure you're not a chef? I can't believe how perfect everything looks. I mean it could be on the cover of a magazine! This is real food right?”
“Yeah, Newt. It looks… TOO. PERFECT. TO. BE. REAL.” Theseus says through gritted teeth.
“Ah well, I just had a great recipe. It was simple to make so elegantly, as if by...” The three of you sit down and you notice Newt staring across the table at Theseus, “...magic.” He finishes and Theseus’s face arranges itself to a stone stern stare. You chuckle and pick up your fork.
“Magic. Right.” You laugh and whirl a bit of spaghetti onto your fork. After noticing that you are the only one finding the humor in this you look up to see Newt and Theseus having a heated staring contest. Your eyes dart back and forth to see who will break first. Newt begins to shake his head slightly at Theseus, turning your head to face him, you see him delving his hand slowly into this suit pocket.
“Sorry, was it something I said?” The two chant a resounding chorus of “of course nots” and “absolutely nots”.
The three of you continue through dinner chatting and learning more about each other's pasts. Through it all, you notice Theseus is on edge whenever Newt would mention their past or stories about their lives. Even with Theseus’s strange behavior, you can’t help but be drawn to Newt’s enthusiasm for his job and his stories about their past. By the time you look down at your watch, you realize dinner had been over for hours and that most of the meal had become cold.
“Wow! Is that really the time? I can’t believe I’ve stayed this long.” As you stayed up Newt quickly brought the napkin up from his lap and wiped his mouth with lightning speed. At the same time, he made a move and got up from his seat.
"Allow me to walk you out." He stands quickly behind your chair and helps you move the chair as you stand. "Oh, wow. Thank you, Newt." You notice Theseus's odd stare as he acts the opposite of Newt and wipes his mouth with at a turtle's pace. As Newt hovers behind you, you extend a hand out to Theseus. He stands and takes it, encapsulating your hand in between both of his. "Thank you so much for coming." He charmingly smiles at you. "We hope to see you around soon." "Well, good chance of that. What, with me living next door and all." He chuckles an "oh yes." and you turn to Newt and the two of you make your way to the door. As you both make your way to the hallway, you try to slow down your pace enough so you can take another look towards that mysterious room. Was your eyes just playing games, or was there something mystical about these two brothers. Something still didn't seem right about them. Your premonitions seem confirmed when you realize Newt is almost pushing you out the door. Once at the door, Newt quickly opens it and ushers you outside its perimeter.
"Well, thank you for coming. It was a very pleasant evening." The words barely leave his mouth before he shuts the door in your face. Blinking fast to make sure you didn't miss anything, you stare at the door that hours ago you were apprehensive about opening.
“Really Newt? You couldn’t have made it a little more clumsy looking? You’re clumsy with everything else in your life, but the one time we need it… perfection.” Theseus sits on the balcony, defensively rising to greet Newt as he walks outside.
“Me? You’re the one who wanted to invite a muggle to dinner? What was I supposed to do? Feed her slop? I was making it so I wanted it to look nice.” Newt makes his way to the balcony edge and sits on top of it. “How about next time you make the dinner and I get to flirt with the pretty muggle next door.” Newt scoffs with an annoyed look at Theseus.
“Oh I see, you’re jealous..”
“I’m not jealous… I don’t want to have to obliterate her. You’re the one who decided to invite her over and instill a relationship. We could have just as easily ignored her all together and got on with our mission.” Newt jumps down and paces by the door.
“Oh come on Newt, as long as we’re careful, we can be… neighborly.” Theseus stands up and puts an arm around his brother’s shoulders. “Listen, next time we invite a muggle to dinner, I’ll cook and you can… show her one of your pets.”
“They're not pets Theseus… we’ve talked about this.” As the two brothers make their way back into their apartment, you can hear their door latch from your window and their conversation end.













