"Husbaaaand. Where are youuuu? Teehee!"
“Uhh...” Alexus crept over to where there were less sharp objects and less dangerous things capable of being flung at him. “Over here, my beautiful wife!”

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"Husbaaaand. Where are youuuu? Teehee!"
“Uhh...” Alexus crept over to where there were less sharp objects and less dangerous things capable of being flung at him. “Over here, my beautiful wife!”
Someone has just followed you. You'll have to try harder, this is the queen of sneak.
She snapped her head around, pointing the umbrella end of her parasol into their face and popping it out into its full position.It would be enough to stumble them, give them a bit of a spook.
"Who are you following and why? You have five seconds."
[Torture meme] Attacking from the shadows the ninja delivered a swift kick to the side of Dahlia's knee, breaking the bone. "That leg is broken. Now that you're aware of the gravity of this situation, we can bargain for your other leg. You can start by telling me everything you know."
A sharp gasp as she fell to the floor, then momentary silence.
“… Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?” She asked through grit teeth. Fuuuck, that hurt, that hurt. But she knew quite a few things about quite a few people–bad for reputations, hers and others’, to start listing off her library of insider information.
"No matter where you meet a stranger, be careful if they are too friendly.”
“You’re telling me.”
((Guess who just added Jo-Jo to their queue?))
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16. “... I’d like to kiss you now.”
She paused for a moment before shrugging. “I mean, uh... or whatever.”
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“Well, this puts a hamper on the whole ‘mysterious ninja’ thing, doesn’t it?”
The harlequin presented a deck of tarot cards, "Excusez-moi, would you like to have your fortune read?" (♦^_^♣)
“Err, sure.” Dahlia said, taking a bite out of the apple in her hand and looking at the stranger appraisingly. She hadn’t much in the way of superstition or otherworldly faith, but it couldn’t harm much, and she was far too used to New Vegas life to lose her coin purse in a diversion scam, should that be the true nature of the man’s offer.