#nfsm

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[saexy]

mdni : word vomit

okay but vamp!sae would rupture your ass.... each time youre on uour period.. tge smell of your blood intoxicatess him.. its maddening how much of a control he can havee on himself.. you in yoir shorts moving around the place bleeding... it drrives him insnaae.. his senses barely able to distinguish and all he is clouded w is your sweet dripping blood..

vamp!sae would love to have you on his chest.. ass facing him.. its starts w an innocent eating you out.. youre estrogen being so high.. he finds it sweeter than usual... his fingers dipping in your softness... his tongue works like god like.magic.. runninh laps like an animal in heat.. making you rub your ass in his face, for more.. his mouth, his chin smothered in your blood... he takes it up as aa challenge..letting you ridee his face... its not enough.. you feel his sharp canines digging in between drawing blood in between.. he feeds on you hungrily.. the growining starin in his pants.. it frustrates him... but nothing in thsinworld even comapres to the high your blood does it for him..... you cry out... begging him to slwo down for a secind but he is so deaf to everything.. however your swollen pussy is so welcoming to him.. your puslatating cunt is the only rhythm keeping him him from tearing you apart.. the faster it beats.. the more he paces his tongues.... your legs feeling shakey... until your falling on him.. squaimring trying your best to detach his tongue.... but his grip so tite you can barely move.... for the first time he slows down- you think its over.. when his teeth starting to sink in the soft plumps of you asscheeks.. blood dripping out, on his shirt.. as he admires your ass bruised w bites.. all the scarlet sweared on your ass... he is is just not giving up yet. GOOD LORDDD I NEED IT.

[luckykin]

shower sex sounds nice in theory but the risk of slipping and falling seems higher than normal sex

It would definitely kill the mood pretty quickly to be honest. And hurt bad. But showers can just be so annoying like get all that damn water off my face

[tangotekkit]

i fell asleep while watching vinnys latest pikmin vod and woke up just in time for "vinny what pikmin feels the best up your urethra" i hope everyone else's day is going better than that

[girlucifer]

mc [about satan]: ya he got issues, great ride tho.

[ssa-lesbian]

Jemily hc about trans lesbian Emily or non-binary lesbian Emily? Maybe team dynamic too?

OHHHHHH MY GOD HELLO!!!!!!!!!1

okay okay so. so. 1) this is gonna be trans mtf emily and not nonbinary just bc i’m like off the shits rn, and 2) this is all going fucking au i don’t care about canon

but like when emily comes to the team after doyle she’s determined to not get close to anyone and to not let anyone know, she got all the paperwork sorted out anyways so no one will ever find out -- unless she’s in a medical emergency, but she’ll take it as it comes.

but oh no. oh no. jj is Pretty. jj is Very Pretty and Very Nice and Oh Boy Emily Did Not Plan For This At All.

long story short emily falls for jj and jj falls for emily and they’re really fucking soft but emily doesn’t come out to her until a few dates in where emily gathers herself together one night and is all “jayje, i’m trans.”

and jj is like “cool!”

and she’s just sitting there and smiling a bit awkwardly and emily squints at her until she finally admits she doesn’t know what that means, and emily is like oh god okay so she does her best to communicate it as directly as possible (i have a guy’s body but i’m a girl) and she’s doing her best to not be too emotional but jj is just all okay! :) and they talk a bit more, with jj asking some questions and emily answering them but at the end of the night they cuddle and jj is curled up on emily’s chest like always and she murmurs out one drowzy “love you emmy” like she always does and emily is so. so. soft.

jj spends the next few weeks doing more research-- in general she’s very open-minded considering she’s from fucking rural pennsylvania, she’s just never heard of this stuff (hell she didn’t even know the straight-gay binary was bullshit until penelope introduced her to bisexuality), but she loves her emily so so much and she loves her trans identity bc that’s part of her as well

their relationship afterwards is a lot of communication! jj learning more and more about the trans community and emily becoming more and more sure of herself. when she comes out to the team, it’s one by one and on her own terms, and jj is always there to support her girlfriend (and later wife) 

THE END THEY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING

oh fuck i forgot to mention will doesn’t exist and henry and michael are emily’s <3 

oh and team dynamic stays the same? i like to imagine the bau being super supportive and great allies especially for each other, and i am also pointedly not looking at how homophobic+transphobic the fbi (probably) is anyways

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JESUS