#nice going dad

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Christine, shocked: Where are the drapes?

Gustave, clutching the charred remains of the drapes: Um-

Christine: And is that, is that paint? All over the walls??

The Phantom: *drops bucket of paint* I didn't want to tell you this Christine but your son is out of control.

Gustave:

[deansgreatesthits]

Make peace with your parents? No contact with your parents? Traumatize your parents back?

No. All wrong options

Let them sell their soul for your soul and send em straight to hell

[miraculousladybugheadcanons]

Gabriel grew up in a broken family with bullying siblings and useless, self-absorbed adults. It's because of this that his greatest desire has always been to have his own perfect family.

But in reality he fucked up his family more than it was before

[convict0fbutts]

My mom was complaining about how she couldn’t see the moon tonight, so my dad pulled down his pants and mooned her.

[seaside-stars]

my dad is a useless piece of shit and I’m so tired of him

[glorianas]

luv charles dance as tywin but i HATE tywin so much

[depressedpepper]

Me: ow crap my heart hurts

My dad: wait, you have one?

[thelocalmuffin]

Well then, no husband.