You hear muffled screaming. It is me, having listened to A song and having had An Idea that will not leave me alone but I do not have the time to sit down and actually write it...
So "One of your girls" came on shuffle and I cannot help but imagine a fic where Illya is hiding a secret and Napoleon being nosy investigates and finds out that he does drag (and can you imagine how hot she'd be omggggg) and Illya thinks that Napoleon is straight cause he has terrible gaydar (Napoleon being a serial womanizer etc). Cue misunderstandings until Napoleon convinces him that he wants Illya whether she's in drag or no...









