omg can I get number 1 with Eren and Zeke for your event?
Finnnn, thank you for requesting this! Journalist/ news anchor! Zeke below, and woah writing for him was fun.
warnings: I was super exccited while typing this sooo unedited stuff I guess.
No one in the studio why Zeke needed to add his one-liners when he reported the evening’s headlines. Always looking so proud of himself for coming up with it on the spot. He was a menace in his first years of news anchoring, though five years later when he got a hang of it, his fan pages grew.
Pieck and Porco always showed him the many tiktoks that were made with his voice. He was a micro-celebrity within their area much to Eren’s liking. “Next, Marleyan Baker accused of impregnating four sisters including—” as cool as Zeke may appear to be when he reported the headlines, the camera still caught his raw reactions. Today he was surprised himself. “Including, their aunt. Seems like he put a bun in a lot of ovens. To you, Colt.”
However, when Eren graduated and was quickly put alongside him in reporting the evening news, Zeke’s cool demeanour began to change. Once a cool-headed news anchor, he was clicking his tongue in annoyance when his mic was turned off or when he was off-air. Often throwing him glares.
“Listen, here,” he threatened thirsty minutes they were on air. (Y/n) silently sipping on her hot water between them.
“I know I’m a dickhead to you at home— get in my way tonight and I’m punching you.”
Eren rolled his eyes, reaching to toy with the lipstick that she kept by her. “Oooh, I’m soo scared. Really.”
While the argument between the two half-brothers went on (Y/n) was just there. Calmly preventing a fight between them, firmly believing that Eren will grow out of it.“Mom watches this you know.”
“Good. She’ll see why you got a black eye.”
“Your one-liners aren’t even funny.”
“I have fan pages.”
“I have fangirls waiting outside.”
“Yeah but does (Y/n) tolerate you?”
Oh, they’re roping her into this? She set her cup down looking expectantly at Eren first then to Zeke. He asked. “What do you think, (Y/n)?” All she could do was look at him with her mouth closing when it dried up. In deep thought with what she was going to say.
“Listen, Zeke.”
“I’m all ears.”
“You shouldn’t call yourself a dickhead—”
“Aww—”
“—In front of someone with an oral fixation.”
Just when Eren thought he could silence his brother with his antics, (Y/n) effortlessly beat him to it. Zeke couldn’t bring himself to look at her throughout the program, how she can keep a straight face after she’s revealed that is something he’ll never know. Every time she looked his way to remind him of his part, he only kept his head down. Nodding.