Top 3 big bro/sis ragebaiting tactics?
so glad you asked because i actually happen to be a specialist on the matter!
3. last but not least, look for a fight. press random buttons on their keyboard while they're gaming, fuck with the strings on their guitar during practice, but really interrupting whatever loser hobby they've got going on will work. inconvenience them so they'll have no choice but to pin you down and make you stop. unless they love losing, of course.
you should definitely say that last part out loud btw. it will absolutely get you into trouble.
get them all worked up then put them in a leg lock as they try to wrestle you into submission, until suddenly they halt in their tracks. eyes widening, so close you can practically hear them swallowing down spit as they realize how closely your bodies are pressed up against each other.
2. stealing their clothes is a classic for a reason, but i think some of you aren't minmaxing this strat. want to max out your effectiveness? hide their stuff for a little before showing off your heist. make your sibling miss their prized possession, listen to them complain about not being able to find the damn thing. let it drive them crazy.
and then one day, you just walk out of your room wearing their fav band tee as pjs. like you're completely unaware, like it means nothing to you. watch as their frustration slowly turns into confusion when their gaze falls on your bare legs, their t-shirt way too big on you to be sure if you're wearing anything underneath. just like a gf/bf would wear it.
1. the nuclear option… tell them you've been asked out on a date. only use this one as a last resort though, and after you've already depleted your other options! this will only work if they've been warmed up and yearning for a few months. only then will they scoff and mumble about how "you're way too young to be seeing boys/girls".
act casual, shrug, tell them that just because they can't get a date, doesn't mean you can't. knowing damn well they're not seeing anyone because you occupy their every thought. and if you've been baiting your sibling for long enough, this is where they'll break and get competitive, maybe even possessive.
if you're lucky, they'll tell you they are taking you out to do whatever you had planned with that rando, demanding that you "ditch that fucking loser". your sibling knows you better than anyone else ever could, after all. it'll be so much more fun with them.
happy ragebaiting!!
