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☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
“I swear to God, if you ask me if I’ve ‘hit that’ regarding Noel one more time, I will punch you. Partly because it’s a gross term and because I respect her more than that, partly because it’s none of your business, and partly because you’re just a jackass. When and if we ever make love, it won’t be any of your business. Stop being gross.”








