#nicodi

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Nico: so I met this really annoying guy and-

Reyna: do you want me to kill him slowly?

Nico:

Nico:

Nico: don't get caught

Reyna: do you think I'm an amateur?

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Frank: Oh my gods! Nico you are bleeding! What’s your blood type?

Nico: B positive

Frank: I’m trying but you are bleeding too much

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Nico: I just kinda wish u were gay...*looks at Percy*

Will:...hOlD uP

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Nico: I wanna kill everyone

Nico:

Nico: but I'm afraid of being alone

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Will: Hey Nico you look good today

Nico: *thinking* oh god he just complimented me. What do I do? Do I say you too? No that’s desperate. You’re not too bad yourself? No too harsh. Think fast Nico think fast!

Nico: Merry Christmas!

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Nico:

He protecc...

He attacc...

But most importantly...

He ate his big macc...

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Nico: You've heard of 'Single and ready to mingle'

Nico: Now get ready for 'Shy and wanting to die'

Nico:...

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Nico: Can I cosplay Dead Bodii?

Will: How would you do this?

Nico: I'll kill myself and you'll take the picture.