Nico: so I met this really annoying guy and-
Reyna: do you want me to kill him slowly?
Nico:
Nico:
Nico: don't get caught
Reyna: do you think I'm an amateur?

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Nico: so I met this really annoying guy and-
Reyna: do you want me to kill him slowly?
Nico:
Nico:
Nico: don't get caught
Reyna: do you think I'm an amateur?
Leo: my self-esteem is as high as nico's height
Leo: and nico is really short
Will: Nico come yeet me!!!
Chiron: What does yeet me mean?
Will: oh ugh...it means help me... yeah
Chiron: oh okay!
the next day
Chiron: Annabeth! Come and yeet me now!
every single camper: *laughs uncontrollably*
Nico:
He protecc...
He attacc...
But most importantly...
He nap...
PJO fandom: *sees man falling from a building*
PJO fandom: Oh gods! Is that Percy??
MCU fandom: No! That's Steve Rogers!
PJO fandom: Eh lEt hIm fALl!
Frank: Oh my gods! Nico you are bleeding! What’s your blood type?
Nico: B positive
Frank: I’m trying but you are bleeding too much
Jason: if a girl tells you you are right-
Percy: you're right
Nico: it's called sarcasm, you actually fucked up
Leo: that's magic!!!
Nico: you wanna know what's real magic?
Nico: drawing on your hand with silver and it turns red.
Leo:
Leo: wow
Leo: magic
Im sorry guys