#niff.

[megan-writes-glee]

X me - Niff breakup ~ then Nick walks in on Jeff cutting after months of not doing so???

(A.N:// Angst. My favourite thing to write >:D)

Jeff stormed into his shared dorm, followed shortly by his roommate, and boyfriend, Nick.

"Jeff, please, you have to calm down and listen to what I'm sayin-"

"Oh, I hear what you're saying!" Jeff shot back, cutting Nick off all while whirling around to face the brunet. "What you're trying to say is that you," He jabbed his finger into Nick's chest. "Were just fucking Sebastian but it meant nothing because you love me." He said, hissing out the last two words, bitterly.

Nick sighed. "No, Jeff, please just...ugh. You just need to understand that it just kinda happened..."

"How does sex with someone other than your boyfriend just happen? You didn't just fall naked onto his dick, Nick!"

"Well maybe if you wouldn't be such a prude-"

"Are you really trying to blame me for this!? Really? Wow, Nick, just...wow. You need to leave, now. You need to leave right now before I do something I'm going to regret."

"Like break up with me?" Nick asked, worried.

"No, like punch you in the face and break your nose. We broke up the second I walked in on you fucking someone else." Jeff said, heading towards the door. If Nick wasn't going to leave, then he was. "I'd say go fuck yourself but you have someone for that." He said, bitterly, before slamming the door shut.

----Three months later----

Nick walked into his dorm, nervously poking his head in to make sure Jeff wasn't there. Since their breakup the two had done everything in their power to avoid each other. Once Nick decided that he was alone in the room he took a few steps in before stopping dead in his tracks after hearing what sounded like a small child's sob. He nervously looked around the room, noticing the light on in the bathroom.

Shit, Nick thought, Jeff's in there...wait...is he crying? Jeff never cries. Nick looked around the room a moment, trying to figure out whether he should leave or go check on Jeff. Another sob came from the bathroom and Nick knew he couldn't just leave. It was Jeff after all, even if they did break up, Nick still cared about him.

Nick quietly made his way over to the door before knocking softly. "Jeff?" He asked, hearing the sound of metal clanging on the ground. Clearly Jeff had thought he was alone in the dorm.

"W-what?" Jeff replied from behind the door, trying his best to sound annoyed but coming off as a hurt puppy.

"Are you...uh...whatcha doin' in there?" Nick asked, awkwardly.

"None of your damn business, Duval." Jeff shot back.

There was another sound of metal hitting the floor and Nick began to wonder. What was Jeff doing in there? He wasn't...no, of course not. He hadn't in months now. He quit when they started dating. But...what if... "Jeff, are you alright?"

"Yeah." Jeff said, shortly.

"I'm...I'm coming in, alright?"

"No!" Jeff said, instantly, sounding in a panic.

Nick's heart dropped. "Jeff, I'm coming-" He cut himself off when he opened the door and saw the blood on the floor and the blade in Jeff's hand. "In..."

(A.N:// Hope it's alright that I combined them...)

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Niff: Jeff wimping out on sky diving.

"You ready?" Nick asked as the plane door was open.

"Er...You know what? Better plan," Jeff started, "I'll stay here and safely land when the plane does and you can plummet to your death. How does that sound?"

"Jeff," Nick whined a little, "This was your idea. Now c'mon, the other two couples just jumped out and we're the only two left. It's now or never."

"Never. I choose never."

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Niff rehearsal room smut

(A.N:// Oh shit! I forgot I was doing these! XD)

Jeff moaned as he felt Nick's fingers running down his back, making their way towards his ass. "N-Nick, do you -ah!- do really think we should be doing this h-here -ah!- we could get caught!"

"Do you really think I care?"

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Niff, sex in Wes' bed.

"Ah, Nick, harder!" Jeff yelled, throwing his head back just in time to see Wes walk into the room. "Shit, Wes!"

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On the Nineteenth Day of Niffmas,

"Hey Jeff, have you looked at Sammy's Christmas list yet?" Nick asked, walking over to Jeff and handing him the list.

"Yeah, why?"

"Er...have you seen what he's asking for?"

Jeff shrugged a bit. "Yeah...why? It's all manageable."

Nick sighed, running his fingers through his hair. Of course Jeff would think everything on the list was normal. "Hun, he asked for a Liger..."

"I mean yeah, they're like a tiger and a lion. It's a two in one gift."

"And a Loki. Not a Loki action figure. Not a book about Loki...But Loki himself."

"So? We'll call up Tom Hiddleston and see what we can do. No big deal."

"Oh, alright." Nick said, sarcastically. "You do that while I go call the zoo and see if they can drop the liger off at noon."

"Or you could go pick it up yourself." Jeff said, jokingly.

"I can't. We're banned from the zoo, remember?"

Jeff rolled his eyes. "Whatever. It's a petting zoo as long as you don't get caught."

Nick remained silent for a few moments, reading down the list. "He wants an Oscar too, Jeff!"

"Damn, and all I have are a few Golden Globes..." Jeff said, laughing.

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On the Eighteenth Day of Niffmas,

"Look Sammy!" Jeff said, excitedly. "It's Rudolph!" He said, handing Sammy a small dog with antlers and a red nose taped to it.

Sammy sighed a bit. "Mom, you realize I'm fifteen...right?"

"Just let him have this..." Nick said, quietly.

"You used to love this when you were five!" Jeff said.

"Yeah, because I was five...I also loved Sailor Moon and the Wiggles..."

Nick sighed. "Fine, I'll be the one to ask."

"Ask what?" Sammy and Jeff asked in unison.

"Where you got the dog..."

"Oh!" Jeff exclaimed. "I found him on the streets. He tried to pee on my shoe."

"And now he is peeing on your leg." Nick said.

"Wha-shit! Rudolph!"

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On the Seventeenth Day of Niffmas,

"Pa! Dad! Get up! Quick! Quick! Quick!" Sammy yelled, jumping around on his parent's bed while trying to make as much noise as possible.

Nick woke with a start while Jeff grumbled something and turned over. "Sammy! What's wrong!? Is there a fire?" Nick asked, already jumping out of bed and pulling his pants on.

Sammy smiled. "No! Daddy's not in the kitchen! It's Christmas!" He exclaimed.

Nick looked over at the clock and sighed a little. It was 11:59 p.m. "Sammy," He started, "It isn't Christmas yet. Not until it reads twelve." Nick explained.

Sammy nodded slightly and stared at the clock until it finally changed before hoping again (this time only on Jeff). "Dad! Dad! Wake up, it's Christmas!"

"So?" Jeff moaned.

"I want my gifts." Sammy said, bluntly.

"You'll get them tomorrow."

"I want them now."

Nick chuckled, speaking before Jeff had the chance. "Sammy, if you get all your stuff now Santa won't come. You need to go back to sleep because Santa doesn't visit houses with boys that are awake."

Sammy gasped before jumping off the bed and rushing to his room. "I'll be back at five!" He said just before leaving.

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On the Sixteenth Day of Niffmas,

(A.N:// Season two shit happening here. Part of it's actually canon too! :o)

"Hey Nick, hey Jeff, what's up?" Blaine asked as he ran up to the two.

The pair greets Blaine with a friendly 'hello' while Jeff continues speaking. "Hey Blaine, where have you been?"

"With the decorating committee finishing some last minute decorations. You know, some mistletoe here, reindeer there..."

Jeff grinned. "Mistletoe? As in to trap that new Warbler kid into finally kissing you."

"New Warbler kid? Jeff, he has a name, you know."

"Which is?..." Jeff asked.

"Er..."

"Kurt," Blaine said, fiddling with his tie. "His name is Kurt. And I'm not trapping him into kissing me...just..."

"Luring?" Nick suggested, making Jeff laugh.

Blaine frowned for a moment before smirking. "Speaking of mistletoe..." He said, pointing up just above where Nick and Jeff were standing. The mistletoe was hung high up on the ceiling right above the staircase to get to the dorms.

"Okay, so we know you didn't put that up there..." Jeff commented.

"And this is an all guy's school. Isn't that a little...dumb..." Nick added.

"Doesn't matter. You know the rules."

Jeff rolled his eyes before looking at Nick and biting his lip. Not only was Nick his best friend but he was straight too...Right? He sighed. "Er...fine..."

"Wha-" Nick was cut off by Jeff lips awkwardly touching against his for a good half a second before being pulled back rather quickly.

"There. Kiss. Done." Jeff said, turning a bright shade of red before storming off to his dorm.

"And get rid of that thing!" Nick added before following Jeff upstairs.

"Hey Blaine." Trent said, coming up from behind.

"So you were right. I owe you twenty dollars."

Trent looked confused for a moment before realizing what Blaine meant. "Oh! So they're canon now?"

Blaine shrugged. "Might as well be. You were right about the mistletoe too."

"Aren't I always?"