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So this idea for an AU has been in my head since this summer but I only just wrote it down.
It was very fun to do~ And I have many more ideas for this AU...
Episode 1: Monsters
When one door closes, the airlocks open, sucking us all out into the cold and empty void of space.
Welcome to Night Vale
Hello, listeners.
Our little town has seen quite a few additions, and this past week we have experienced yet another!
Apparently the mountain which the blinking red light we occasionally see off in the distance but can never visit or reach was the prison to a community of strange and inhuman creatures calling themselves ‘monsters’, who wished to rejoin our world of the ‘Surface’, as they call it. Upon revealing that they had come from the mountain, City Council informed everyone that there was no mountain, the monsters had never been Underground, mountains do not exist and so the monsters must have always been citizens of Night Vale ever since the very dawn of time.
The only naysayer was Steve Carlsberg. Of course. Because you’ve got to just question everything, don’t you, Steve Carlsberg? A town cannot simply retroactively gain several dozen new citizens overnight! Nope! Everything has to come from somewhere with you, doesn’t it!? What a jerk.
A small human child of indeterminate age and gender came out from the Underground along with the monsters. They explained that they, with the help of six human Souls, managed to destroy the Barrier which imprisoned the monsters within the Underground for so long. They explained this, however directly after they finished speaking, all those in the room reported that they had forgotten what the child’s voice sounded like, or if the child had indeed spoken at all, and instead used some other method of communication. They also reported forgetting what words, exactly, the child had used, simply the information that they had conveyed.
Oh! And the child said that their name is Frisk. They introduced themself as the ‘Angel of the Prophecy’. The City Council immediately contradicted them on this front, claiming that Frisk could not possibly be an angel as everyone knew that all angels were named Erika. And angels don’t exist, anyways. It is illegal to acknowledge the existence of them.
At any rate, the monsters have been integrating into our town quickly and smoothly. A charismatic spider monster named Muffet has gotten very involved in the Night Vale spider community. She has began a bake sale to help raise funds to help grant underprivileged tarantulas more opportunities.
Carlos, who is totally my boyfriend, has reported that a very nice and smart lizard monster named Alphys has begun working with him at his lab! He has informed me that she is actually quite knowledgeable about the Surface’s history and culture, as a result of having watched human documentaries known as ‘anime’.
I personally am not one who enjoys documentaries. I am sure that they are quite accurate, however I personally prefer romantic comedies, such as Alien!
Carlos has also told me that Alphys introduced him to her girlfriend, Undyne. He said that they look very cute together. Although I’m sure that we still look cuter, what with Carlos’ perfect hair.
Carlos also informed me that Undyne was really looking forwards to visiting the Night Vale Waterfront Harbor and Recreation Area, but was disappointed to learn that we do not actually have a harbor or large body of water, as Night Vale is situated in a desert.
Oh, and I just remembered! We have a new intern to greet! His brother apparently signed him up at our station because he is ‘A LAZYBONES WITH TOO MUCH UNUSED TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!’ So would everyone give a warm welcome to Intern Sa-- where’s he gone?
That’s rather soon. Most of our interns tend to quit or go missing at least a week after beginning their work.
Oh. Intern Laura has just informed me that Intern Sans is napping in the break room.
What’s that? Oh.
Intern Laura has just told me that City Council has observed several of the new monsters are dogs, and wants me to reiterate the rules of the Forbidden Dog Park, with the following additions.
Dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. Monsters are not allowed in the Dog Park. No one is allowed in the Dog Park. Do not look at the Dog Park. Do not approach the Dog Park. Do not think about the Dog Park. Do not be consciously aware of the Dog Park.
It is possible you may see hooded figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them.
Do not approach the Dog Park’s subliminal commands to gather around its imposing obsidian gates and carve mysterious runes and grams upon it.
The Dog Park does not send out subliminal commands.
There is no Dog Park.
This has been a public service announcement from the City Council.
What? What is that yelling outside?
Listeners, I’ve just received word that Undyne has just raced out of town shouting “NGAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS TOWN IS WORSE THAN HOTLAND!!!”
I believe Alphys was running after her. Oh, dear.
Listeners, as you know, Night Vale is notoriously difficult to leave. I do hope that they are alright…
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Outside the recording studio, Intern Laura is trying to get my attention by wildly waving her fire lance around.
Oh. Oh.
Listeners, let’s go to the weather.
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While you were at the weather, listeners, Night Vale has undergone several… developments.
The most significant of which being that we have an actual waterfront now.
Undyne apparently ran back into town, carrying a massive glass aquarium filled with just water, and dumped it out onto the sand wastes that the Night Vale Harbor and Waterfront Recreation Area used to overlook. So now we have a lake.
Well. The majority of aquatic monsters, and aquatic citizens of town, were absolutely delighted.
Madeline LaFleur, stated she was pleased by this development. She says that the amount of people visiting us has already begun increasing, as several sailboats mysteriously appeared on the newly created Night Vale Lake. The crews came to shore, asking those around them where they were, and how they had ended up on sailboats in a lake in the middle of a desert to begin with.
Well. It has been quite the busy week. Make sure you all rest up tonight.
I really want to sound design/soundtrack for a movie thats only takes place at night. I think it would be fun to capture sonically. I guess you could say this playlist is an attempt at that outside sound designing an experimental theatre production of Frankenstein and controlling of room of warped sacada noises while someone read "The Eye" and sang operatic atonal arrangements...that was fun
