#nightbirdpayne

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nightbirdpayne replied to your post “I JUST WANNA GET SNOW CONES AND DRIVE AROUND AND GOOD LORD WHY CAN I...”

24 days

I AM AN IMPATIENT PERSON

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nightbirdpayne replied to your post: nightbirdpayne replied to your post:i...

it’s because i shove everything i don’t hate at you

fair enough. 

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nightbirdpayne replied to your post:i’m set for another few days

wow what a beautiful fic rec, wow how amazing wow

idk if it's lame or impressive that i've read like all but 4 of these. 

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you're weird shut up.

no you know what i will not shut up

YOU CAN NOT SILENCE ME

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nightbirdpayne replied to your post:i may be falling in love with ashton at an...

MINE. NO

SAYS THE GIRL WHO IS DEFINITELY MARRIED EXQUEAZE MEEEEEE

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if we're doing sports i NEED lacrosse ashton.

OBVIOUSLY WHO DOESN'T NEED LACROSSE ASHTON

ashton is always very happy and giggly and friendly to everyone and it's super cute and you totally love it but the second he steps onto the field it's like he takes every single bad thing anyone's ever said to him and and thinks about them and takes it out on the other team and he just gets so freaking violent and he's definitely got the most fouls/penalties (idk a lot about lacrosse) and after games he always has a ton of bruises and scrapes and cuts and you learned a long time ago that that wasn't going to stop him from fucking you in the shower when you get home. 

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amusement park with ashton!

thank you, ashley, i thought i was gonna just go cry myself to sleep if i didn't get someone in my ask box

ashton would be an excitable puppy while in the queue, you'd be laughing the whole time and when you finally get in, he would want to go on all the rides with you, even the cheesy love ones because he thinks it's romantic and cute (and, y'know, making out with him in the middle isn't so bad). you'd probably both eat your weight in sugar and greasey food and lord knows ashton would be damned if you didn't go home with a stuffed animal. and by the time night fell, you'd be on his back, half asleep with him whispering to you what a great time he'd had with you.

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hair dying with mikey

dying his hair would be such a challenge because he'd insist that you get to pick the color this time and sure you've dyed your own hair a few times and it wasn't a disaster but this was michael and his hair was always so... cool and you didn't want to be the person to ruin that so you pick a really nice blue and purple and decide to just do a few pieces because that would look really cool against the black he already had. so you get everything set up and he's really excited because he loves the color and the bleaching went really well (and even how did you manage that one??) so  you're putting the color on and then he asks of you want a streak and your hair is light enough that you wouldn't even need to bleach it but your parents would kill you and when you tell him that he just says "aren't you tired of being a good girl all the time?" and that just does it for you so you've got a huge purple streak on your right side and a blue one on the other side and barely any of it got anywhere and michael's looks super tight and when he sees it he pulls you in for a hug and thanks you because "i love it. and i love you" and you can feel him smile and it makes your heart all fuzzy wow okay